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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Tue May 01, 2018 9:38 pm

Those smileys are illegal in many countries (around the world). :stop:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 01, 2018 10:06 pm

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One seems to have of outed himself, but two? :o

Do tell....... :stir:
I admit it. It's one of our newer (very valuable) members called roger*ed. He's as jolly as a roger :ho:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Wed May 02, 2018 9:08 am

:o
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Prizemaster » Wed May 02, 2018 10:02 am

Is Roger Red a Communiste :yikes: :thumbd:

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Post by Sir William » Wed May 02, 2018 2:29 pm

Methodist I think. :?
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Post by Runaway » Wed May 02, 2018 2:33 pm

Vodkapist more likely. :drunk:

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Post by Sir William » Wed May 02, 2018 2:34 pm

None of our members drink intoxicating beverages. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed May 02, 2018 4:11 pm

But of course not.

I certainly don't. :no: Perish the thought. :stop:

And the Prizemaster doesn't. Or at least he says he doesn't. But then he also says he gives prizes...

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 02, 2018 4:37 pm

I drink coffee, if that counts.
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 03, 2018 10:49 pm

Scourge of the First World. (The coffee, not you...)

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 03, 2018 11:30 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 03, 2018 11:54 pm

Well the coffee is Irish :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 04, 2018 12:02 am

Are you Irish? :hscratch:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri May 04, 2018 2:59 am

What made you assume I’m Irish? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 04, 2018 9:32 am

English people drink English tea, so...

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri May 04, 2018 12:30 pm

Some people even eat french tarts, but this doesn’t mean they’re the Prizemaster :bash:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Fri May 04, 2018 12:55 pm

I bow to your superior logic. (insert bowing smiley here).

Anyway, what's this about the Prizemaster and French tarts? Tell more... :excited:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri May 04, 2018 11:03 pm

It's like being PRIZE MASTER - you don't need any access to PRIZES :excited:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Fri May 04, 2018 11:04 pm

Don't try to distract us. We Mr Nilly wants to know about the French tarts.

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Prizemaster » Sat May 05, 2018 9:23 am

The French Tarts are half baked, have of frilly fringes, they are generally VERY fruity :wink: they can be round, square, long and thin :thumbu: These tarts can be mouthwateringly mouthwatering :cripes: they can be sweet :thumbu: they can be surprisingly tart :ooops: There are also quite meaty tarts :shock: and tarts that can be hot, there are cool tarts :notlistening: and tarts that are seemingly frozen :anyone: Cheesey tarts are preferred by some :enjoy: Some like their tarts spicy :cheers: And in France we have of an ancient saying that goes ' A Tart a day keeps the doctor at play'

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat May 05, 2018 11:51 am

I had no idea that this sort of thing was going on in France. :o

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sat May 05, 2018 12:23 pm

Mr Tree seems to know all about it. :o

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat May 05, 2018 10:49 pm

We must be very careful that we don't gett*en embroiled in Mr Tree's scandals. :cantlook:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sat May 05, 2018 10:53 pm

Spoilsport. :grump:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat May 05, 2018 10:58 pm

Unless they are of a sexual nature. :wink:
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