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Attn. The Smileymaster
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
Those smileys are illegal in many countries (around the world).
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I admit it. It's one of our newer (very valuable) members called roger*ed. He's as jolly as a roger
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
But of course not.
I certainly don't. Perish the thought.
And the Prizemaster doesn't. Or at least he says he doesn't. But then he also says he gives prizes...
I certainly don't. Perish the thought.
And the Prizemaster doesn't. Or at least he says he doesn't. But then he also says he gives prizes...
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
Some people even eat french tarts, but this doesn’t mean they’re the Prizemaster
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I bow to your superior logic. (insert bowing smiley here).
Anyway, what's this about the Prizemaster and French tarts? Tell more...
Anyway, what's this about the Prizemaster and French tarts? Tell more...
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
Don't try to distract us. We Mr Nilly wants to know about the French tarts.
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The French Tarts are half baked, have of frilly fringes, they are generally VERY fruity they can be round, square, long and thin These tarts can be mouthwateringly mouthwatering they can be sweet they can be surprisingly tart There are also quite meaty tarts and tarts that can be hot, there are cool tarts and tarts that are seemingly frozen Cheesey tarts are preferred by some Some like their tarts spicy And in France we have of an ancient saying that goes ' A Tart a day keeps the doctor at play'
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
I had no idea that this sort of thing was going on in France.
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster
We must be very careful that we don't gett*en embroiled in Mr Tree's scandals.
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