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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:50 pm

Yes, but he should be given the chance to retract it, don't you think?
We need decent members. :yes:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:17 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:48 pm
I thought he had already resigned :search:
Exactly. :yes:

And he left us in no doubt that he's not coming back. :yes:

So how can he be given a "chance to retract it"? :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:13 am

What about the other vacancy we have of at present? That of running our North Korean office? Any volunteers? :anyone:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:18 am

:yikes: :yikes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:54 pm

I think our recruitment officer should be forced to recruit an 'Ap Master' ((see how Mr Tree modernised during his forced absence))
I NEED an ap that enables me to gett*en direct from my scruff phone to the forum :thumbu:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:04 pm

You don't need an app for that, as long as it can gett*en the internet.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:33 pm

Nevertheless, an app would be nice. :yes:

What about if we join Tapatalk? :bounce: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:35 pm

Feel free. :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:36 pm

No you don't understand. We have of to put the Forum on Tapatalk. :yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:38 pm

I did understand, and you're welcome to.

But why would you want to revert to a lesser service? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:44 pm

Because it's gott*en a much better layout, and we could manufacture more elevated our own custom Smileys. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:52 pm

You hated their layout!

And you can have of whatever smileys you want here. Tapatalk restrict you. In many ways.

Naughty Chairman, you're winding me more elevated.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:08 pm

Come on - wake more elevated. :roll:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:10 pm

It's been a long day.
It's been a long week.
It's been a long month.
And it's been a very long year.

Roll on Australia 2018 :excited: :excited: :excited:

By the direction, is it ok if the forum pays for our flights as usual? :bounce: :clap:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:17 pm

As long as you pay for my electricity bill. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:19 pm

Absolutely incorrigible. :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:29 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:05 pm

I think we should be delicate here before Mr W.C. s electricity bill costs us any more members nosepick

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:16 pm

My bill will cost me more than members. :wink:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:19 pm

Are you implying that the members are not worth much? :o

Wait til Mr Tree hears about this.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:21 pm

:cripes:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:02 am

I just heard :cantlook: Now the **** is going to hit the f*n :magnify:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:18 am

Now the ship is going to hit the fin? :hscratch:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:10 am

Yikes. Mr Tree has returned...as...the...EVIL PRIZEMASTER. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:10 pm

There'll be a PRIZE for the one who gets it :excited:

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