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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu May 07, 2020 1:00 pm

I would never do any casting with my trousers off. :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 07, 2020 8:52 pm

Phew that was a close one... :cantlook:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri May 08, 2020 1:21 pm

I only take my trousers off for especial undisclosed purposes. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 08, 2020 9:08 pm

Such as hip replacements? :snigger:
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Post by Sir William » Sat May 09, 2020 2:43 pm

I've stopped doing those now. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 09, 2020 10:13 pm

Oh so the RCS captured more elevated with you at last eh? :o
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Post by Sir William » Sat May 09, 2020 10:31 pm

No, it was nothing to do with the Royal Cobweb Society. :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 09, 2020 11:20 pm

:cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 10, 2020 12:01 pm

I wasn't a member. :no: :bigthumbsup:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 10, 2020 2:11 pm

That's why they captured more elevated with you. All that unlawful surgery you performed... :yikes:
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 10, 2020 2:23 pm

Unlawful surgery? :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 10, 2020 8:39 pm

Hip replacements...I quote: "I've stopped doing those now."
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Post by Sir William » Mon May 11, 2020 2:08 am

:hide:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 11, 2020 9:50 pm

I can protect you. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 12, 2020 11:35 am

:tongue:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue May 19, 2020 1:15 am

It’s a relatively small fee...
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 19, 2020 11:06 am

:hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 10, 2020 3:02 pm

:welcome:

To all the new members who joined today.

Let our spanklies be rotund and parcelised. :bounce: :thumbu:

I wonder if there are any qualified Sausagemasters amongst them. :wink:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:55 pm

What would you need a new sausage master for :tant: unless you gott*en one that gave bangers instead of bangers if you see what I'm trying to mean :neener:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:29 pm

The new Sausagemaster could obtain bangers for the entire membership, fry them, and then post them out to everybody. :excited:

In this direction, we could all be assured of quality bangers every day. :yes: :clap: :bounce:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:25 pm

But I don't like bangers.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 13, 2020 1:43 am

OMG :yikes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:40 pm

But I love Australia, and you'd probably "OMG" that too. :wag:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:48 am

As all of you know when Ì say bangers I don't mean bangers I mean bangers, but Mr RunAway has manufactured the server juxtapose the word bangers into the word bangers, so each time I say bangers it comes out bangers, :tant: so if you want bangers I suggest you go and see Mr runaway and gett*en him to fix this problem that has been affecting the Sausage Depament for quite some time :yell:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 14, 2020 3:09 am

What on Earth (What on Earth) is the Prizemaster going on about now?
Surely he can’t be referring to prizes? :hscratch:
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