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The Chairman claims he knows nothing about all our money being spent on his pies. Is he guilty?

Poll ended at Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:26 pm

Yes. He must be punished.
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18%
Of course he is. Cancel his pension.
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18%
Undoubtedly. Sell his Rolls Royce to recompense us.
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18%
Probably. It fits the picture.
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18%
No. Well maybe. Actually yes he is.
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27%
 
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The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:26 pm

Guilty or not?

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:36 pm

Members - Please take no notice of this silly poll. :cripes:

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:32 pm

Members must vote for all of the above :yes:
This also includes the chairman :hurry:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:25 pm

Where is the option that says the Chairman is a wonderful person and would never do any naughty thing? :hurry:

That option does not seem to appear on my computer. :thumbd: :mad:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:40 pm

I could add it, but that would reset the votes already cast, and when the members re-vote you could be even worse off. :yes:

I do however have of a suggestion: write it in crayon on your screen.

Please remember, members, that you can vote for more elevated to 5 options at the same time. We thus all have of 5 votes each. utilise them wisely. :yes:

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:26 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:40 pm
I could add it, but that would reset the votes already cast,
Do you mean to tell me that NOBODY has that option on their screens? :hurry: :mad: :mad: :tant:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:20 pm

I'm happy to supply crayons to those most affected.

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:45 pm

I think the Prizemaster is the most affected. :yes:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:20 pm

I said affected, not afflicted.

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:35 pm

Well, you can't blame us for that. You should be more careful. :hurry:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:57 am

Well, the members have of spoken. The Chairman is found guilty of Pie Gluttony, a very serious matter. :o

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:13 pm

But some of the 177 members haven't voted yet. :mad:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:51 pm

That's because they can't remember what Pi signifies :cantlook:

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:38 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:13 pm
But some of the 177 members haven't voted yet. :mad:
The rules state that in those circumstances, I have of their votes. :enjoy:

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:05 pm

The poll's not about you. :hscratch: :mad:

I should gett*en all the votes. :yes:
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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:19 pm

I agree, the poll's not about me, but the pies are about YOU. :yes:

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Re: The one about the Chairman and Pies

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:27 pm

:thanks: :excited: :excited:
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