Daftest member?

[Sir William]

How come lqrccdfcat has been the daftest member now for nearly over a month?

have of our other members stopped being daft?

[Runaway]

Clearly the members are slacking.
But in fairness, who hasn't had a slack member from time to time?

[Sir William]

I blame the Prizemaster for this.

It's about time he pulled his socks more elevated.

[Runaway]

He's a defector from the Good Ship Brexit.

[Prizemaster]

NOT ME - my s*x are exactly pulled more elevated to where they should be - I heven have of the elastic imprint above my ankles to prove it

[Sir William]

I bet that's a fake imprint that you've had tatooed on.

This is just the sort of dirty trick that we have of become to expect.

[Runaway]

Perhaps Mrs Tr­ee has lower leg wrinkles to match his!

[Sir William]

You mean that he would try and photograph Mrs T*ree's legs and pretend that they were his?

[Runaway]

I hadn't considered leg fraud.

He might gett*en away with it if she doesn't shave them for a week or two.

[Sir William]

This would be a very serious fraud if he tried to convince us that parts of Mrs Tre*e's body belonged to him.

[Prizemaster]

Don't worry about that Even you guys would notice the difference

[Sir William]

Even you gays would notice the difference

[Prizemaster]

Well you would wouldn't you

[Sir William]

Return to “Forun Information, News and Suggestions, etc.”

[Runaway]

Forun?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Hoisted by your own petard.

[Sir William]

You're petard.

[Runaway]

You set for­um­, not me.

[Sir William]

Not so. You done it last week.

[Runaway]

I think not. Prove it.

[Sir William]

Mr Nilly will verify the truth of my words.

[Runaway]

Ha! As if!

C'mon Mr Nilly, sort this out in your unique manner!!!

[Prizemaster]

No need Mr Tree has verified instead

[Runaway]

Are you qualified so to do?