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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:18 pm

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by anepictree » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:49 pm

Don't know about where's Mr Nilly gone, what about where's the PRIZEMASTER gone :search: :search: :search: :search:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:49 pm

This question puzzles us often. :search:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:23 pm

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Vodka? :yuck: Can’t beat a 1980 Chateau Nuissance Wogga Wogga. :thumbu:
Vodka is a soviet magic potion which even when consumed in vast quantities doesn’t turn you into a bumblebrain, doesn’t cause hangovers :puke: and you still remember yourself the night before the next day and afterwards.

The reason being is that it has the lowest congeners count. Whiskey and wine has a high congeners count which causes these unpleasant side effects, so you gett*en what you ask for. Drink responsibly, drink plenty of vodka :tongue:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:06 am

and it doesn't leave stains on your carpet :wink:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:39 pm

Also good as paint stripper (which is the only thing I would do with it). :yes:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:17 pm

But it kills bad breath and fights obesity, something I am sure you need correct now :yes:

It is also a good stress buster (for when I am here). Stimulates blood flow so good for the heart reducing strokes. It’s also good for your skin and hair. All this with no hangovers. It is a mystery that we aren’t all bottle fed vodka from birth :search:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:42 pm

Fighting obesity by administering death provoking beverages is not really medically approved :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:21 pm

Perhaps it should be. A good direction of getting rid of all the drunks. :yes: :clap:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:36 pm

We wouldn't want to lose Mr RunAway - I shouldn't promote this idea :wink: :cheers: :oh heck:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:20 am

But none of our members drinks alcoholic beverages. :no: :clap:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:54 pm

Not much, anyway. :no:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:31 pm

Not much agreed, just too much, and with vodka this is a good thing. It means that we could potentially live forever. Cheers comrade! (clink) :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:48 pm

:drunk:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:20 pm

:cheers: (these are tea mugs :enjoy:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:24 pm

Tea?? What on Earth 🌏 has this place come to? :cantlook:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:21 pm

Tea is an illegal substance in the mad shed. The illicit secret tea parties often held (which I am totally ignorantly unaware of) is just one huge filthy exercise of absolute debauchery :thumbd:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:27 pm

Ooooh I must look into this disgraceful matter.
When’s the next one? :excited:

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Post by anepictree » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:11 pm

Well the one thing we can at least all agree on is Mr Nilly's
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:08 am

:yes:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:25 am

It's about time this sort of thing was stamped upon. :stomp:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by anepictree » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:06 pm

It's about time that PRIZES were given out to the totally ignorant :yabba: :excited:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:53 pm

anepictree wrote:
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It's about time that PRIZES were given out. :yabba: :excited:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by anepictree » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:36 am

Are you totally ignorant :magnify:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:57 pm

Yes, why? :hscratch:

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