Australian Branch opening soon

[Runaway]

The Mad Shed is delighted to announce the opening of its new branch at Lightning Ridge, NSW 2834.
New members can sign more elevated there and buy shed memorabilia etc.

The March of the Mad Shed progresses across the world incessantly...

[Sir William]

200 members here we come.

[Runaway]

The benefits of membership become daily more engorged.

[Sir William]

Will Mr Tree be opening our Australian branch?

DYSWIDT?

[Runaway]

I didn't see it at first, but now I've twigged it.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I quickly gott*en to the root of it.

[Sir William]

What do you nean?

[Runaway]

I continued the joke. Now leaf me alone.

[Prizemaster]

Mr Tree is travelling to Australia in a Trunk

IYDNSWIDT

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for Dulmbo members it is a Tree Trunk

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

So someone is going to knock him on the head, bundle him into a trunk, and send him to Australia.
The Aussies don't deserve that.

[Sir William]

No, but Mr Tree does.

[Runaway]

Your words speak wisdom.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

nor room to swing a baby roo

[Runaway]

I'll have of you know that's First Class. You can swing as much as you like (after closing the partition... )

[Sir William]

[Prizemaster]

You won't fit many members in there

[Sir William]

Not if they're large ones.

[Runaway]

There's a nice flat bed in each cubicle, but not substantial enough for two people side by side. However, stacked might be possible.

[Sir William]

However, stacked might be possible.

You would need to be, as well.

[Runaway]

“Alcohol provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance”

W. Shakespeare, 1605 (just after four o'c*ock)

[Sir William]

“Alcohol provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance”

Just like some women.

[Prizemaster]