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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:21 am

Waiting for what?
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:19 am

He's waiting for it to gett*en longer. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:11 am

Most men gett*en shorter as they age. Sorry Mr Tree, but life's a bitch.
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:22 am

Yes they do. :yes:

But fortunately, this doesn't affect the len*gth of their penis. :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:02 pm

Certainly not mine. :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:41 am

:?
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:47 pm

So glad I came here to discover this out :magnify:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:26 pm

:yikes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:35 pm

Ah, Mr RunAway's in Brittany too :ho:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:20 pm

:no:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:59 pm

Oh no I see it can't be, as there is too much rubbish on the beach :yabba:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:34 pm

I photoshopped out the naked ladies sunbathing. Wouldn’t want to over-excite the Chairman.
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:50 pm

:tant:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:39 am

Oh dear he’s excited anyway. :vconfused:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:21 am

Just as well to photo shop them out as those Australian birds with upturned milk bottle legs and moustaches just spoil the view :yabba: :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:35 am

The Stormy Petrols? :search:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:03 am

the last one I saw hanging off his arm looked like a Pterodactylograph :cripes:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:50 am

Banging off his arm? :search: :yikes:
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Re: Background

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:21 pm

He must mean the yard arm.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:57 pm

How long is the yard arm? :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:11 pm

About three feet.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:42 pm

I thought it would be a yard? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:38 am

No, because it’s a metric one. Three feet. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:40 pm

yes that pterodactyl hanging of his arm had at least three feet :silence:
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