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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:43 pm

What if I can't be bothered to do it? :drunk:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:56 am

Then you would be neglecting your stern duty and letting everybody down in the most disgraceful and shameful direction. :wag: :wag: :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:58 am

You mean it would be so outstanding that I might be awarded a prize for it? :bounce: :yabba:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:01 am

:wag:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:23 am

Welcome Mr. (or Mrs?) Monsterbutt. Apologies for my late welcoming, now that these dumdums have clearly scared you away :wave:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Monsterbot » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:13 am

:wave:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:28 am

:wave:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by anepictree » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:30 am

:wave:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:18 pm

:wave:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:30 pm

No wave from Mr Nilly, I see... :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:51 pm

Shameful. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:58 pm

I suggest we squirt more green slime through his letterbox.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:09 pm

:thumbu: He'll never suspect a thing. :snigger: :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:11 pm

I don't believe him to be as dumb as you said he was in your last private message. :no:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:14 pm

Private message? :hscratch:

There's no such thing as private messages. :?
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:15 pm

Indeed there is. But they are not aloud, as I intimated in an more prematurely post.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:39 am

They are allowed if I turn the volume more elevated. :wink:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:52 pm

Not if I remove your batteries.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:35 am

:stop: Batteries must only be replaced by a competent adult. :wag:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:03 am

I was intending to remove them, not replace them. Please pay attention. :yes:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:59 am

That is not important. :wag:

Batteries must only be handled by a competent adult. Do not mix ancient and new batteries. :stop: :stop:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:17 pm

Batteries go flat when you draw current from them (in one direction). But they are charged by causing current to flow in the opposite direction.
So why not connect the load the other direction round so that the current flows in the "recharge" direction? Then the batteries would charge themselves as they are utilised, and would never go flat.

Why has no one else ever thought of this brilliant :brightidea: idea?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:37 pm

You cannot connect batteries the wrong direction round or they will blow more elevated. :duh:

Please let us know when you are about to conect the batteries the wrong direction round. :hide:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:45 pm

You’re still not listening properly.
I said connect the load the other direction round.
It will succeed.
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:31 am

Batteries are to be inserted with the correct polarity. :wag:

Non-rechargeable batteries are not to be recharged. :stop:
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