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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:57 am

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I think that's a yes. Womble would love to hear your rendition once more :clap:
I thought as much. :bounce:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Womble » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:52 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:22 pm

I think that's the first time anyone has received FOUR "Thanks" for his post.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:48 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:22 pm
I think that's the first time anyone has received FOUR "Thanks" for his post.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:51 pm

Don't let it happen once more. :wag: :bash:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:38 pm

:oops: :oops: :cripes:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:51 am

:ho: :ho: I have not said "Welcome Back" to the Womble, So "Welcome back" from me, Mr Womble, and let's hope you stay around a portion longer this time, as we're preparing to promote the so-called "Recruitment Ambassador" to "Totally Ineffectual Recruitment Ambassador"* :terrified: :terrified:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:58 am

But we now have 20 members!!
That manufactures me a whole lot more effective than Vince Cable. :yes:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:26 am

Runaway wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:58 am
But we now have 20 members!!
That manufactures me a whole lot more effective than Vince Cable. :yes:
:terrified: :terrified: Quite so, Mr RunAway, and he might have just one, and that will be a portion hacked around at the end (my boy). :snigger:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:26 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:58 am
But we now have 20 members!!
That manufactures me a whole lot more effective than Vince Cable. :yes:
Everybody is a lot more effective than Vince Cable. :snigger:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:32 pm

Surely at 74 he isn't in touch with the contemporary. We need someone with energy, modern ideas, fizz, sparkle, and character. :magnify:

Perhaps Mr Nilly could lead the c*untry to salvation? :yes:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:38 pm

:no:

W'illy Nilly is too silly. :yes:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:57 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:32 pm
Surely at 74 he isn't in touch with the contemporary. We need someone with energy, modern ideas, fizz, sparkle, and character. :magnify:
:hurry: We're not all spring chickens, Mr RunAway, but 'the script' is not necessarily lost at the grand ancient age of fifty.. :tongue:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:25 pm

Sir William wrote:
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W'illy Nilly is too silly. :yes:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:09 pm

W'illy Nilly is a Silly Billy. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:27 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:57 pm
We're not all spring chickens, Mr RunAway, but 'the script' is not necessarily lost at the grand ancient age of fifty..
Not necessarily, I agree. :snigger:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:04 pm

Sir William wrote:
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W'illy Nilly is a Silly Billy. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:
No, W'illy Nilly. Silly Billy hasn’t registered yet :search:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:06 pm

I thought the Chairman didn't allow silliness on here? :?

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:08 pm

:no:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:13 pm

Are you going to spank Mr Wi'lly Nilly for being a Silly Billy?

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:14 pm

Not on your nelly welly :mad:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:18 am

No. He might enjoy it. :wink:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:27 am

:magnify: :magnify: ......And Mr RunAway will doubtlessly want to come and watch... :bash: :bash:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:42 am

What does that member mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:23 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
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What does that member mean? :hscratch:
:search: you must w**k it out yourself, as the doctor said to the constipated mathematician... :neener: :snigger:

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