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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:40 pm

With a pencil. :wink:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:18 pm

:search: Each to his own.... :snigger: I would not venture a guess on Mr RunAway's predelections. :wink: :cantlook:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:31 pm

Well I certainly don't shove pencils more elevated my bum for a st­art. :wag:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:44 pm

Only because you’re not permitted to utilise pencils yet. All the crayons you’ve wasted so far have turned a darker shade of brown. How am I expected to to finish my autobiography now?
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:19 pm

That's fine, because after that comment, your autobiography won't need any more w**k after tonight. The lads will arrive around midnight. :hurry:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:45 pm

Yes well, seeing as your lads are unable to spell the word “THE END”, I am not at all shocked. In fact, due to the fact that they are even unable to tell the time, nor tell the difference between the big hand and the small hand, I feel perfectly safe on my own come midnight :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:52 pm

Methinks both of us have flawed plans. :duh:

Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead? :bounce:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:16 pm

(tap tap)
You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with :thumbu:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:25 pm

Thank you for the compliment. :thumbu:
I always feel more intelligent after reading your posts. :wink: :wave:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:22 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:45 pm
[unspoil]Unless perchance it is actually midnight :yikes: [/unspoil]
Don't worry - it isn't. :thumbu:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:49 am

Runaway wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:52 pm
Methinks both of us have flawed plans. :duh:
Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead? :bounce:
Penis Nilly wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:16 pm
(tap tap)
You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with :thumbu:
:hurry: :hurry: :hurry: Thanks for the warning "Boys",BRING IT ON!!
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:00 am

Well Mr Anustree, aren’t you going to introduce yourself? :hurry:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:59 pm

Why am I not able to introduce myself? :tant: :tant:

Is it because I'm not a member?

If it is - :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:21 pm

Do you not appreciate that some members are bigger than others? :roll:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:07 am

How can I reply to this compliment about the size of my member? :mad:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:26 pm

It wasn't a compliment. :hide:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:18 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by anepictree » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:13 pm

Remember you're a Womble :magnify:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:41 pm

Welcome to new member Mr Babytime.
I am keen to learn what manner of exotic goods you’d like to sell to us. :excited:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by anepictree » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:32 am

Mr Babytime - sounds most controversial to me :notlistening:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:21 am

Looks like he is selling dildos. :clap:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by anepictree » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:10 pm

Can't be, Dildos are 'adult' toys :cripes:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:36 pm

I've no idea what they are. :search:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:21 pm

Perhaps new member Ronald Clit can advise us...

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:47 pm

:cripes:
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