The Mad Shed

With a pencil.

Each to his own.... I would not venture a guess on Mr RunAway's predelections.

Well I certainly don't shove pencils more elevated my bum for a st­art.

Only because you’re not permitted to utilise pencils yet. All the crayons you’ve wasted so far have of turned a darker shade of brown. How am I expected to to finish my autobiography now?

That's fine, because after that comment, your autobiography won't need any more w**k after tonight. The lads will arrive around midnight.

Yes well, seeing as your lads are unable to spell the word “THE END”, I am not at all shocked. In fact, due to the fact that they are even unable to tell the time, nor tell the difference between the substantial hand and the small hand, I feel perfectly safe on my own come midnight

Methinks both of us have of flawed plans.

Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead?

(tap tap)
You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with

Thank you for the compliment.
I always feel more intelligent after reading your posts.

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:45 pm

[unspoil]Unless perchance it is actually midnight [/unspoil]

Don't worry - it isn't.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:52 pm

Methinks both of us have of flawed plans.
Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead?

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:16 pm

(tap tap)
You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with

Thanks for the warning "Boys",BRING IT ON!!

Well Mr Anustree, aren’t you going to introduce yourself?

Why am I not able to introduce myself?

Is it because I'm not a member?

If it is -

Do you not appreciate that some members are bigger than others?

How can I reply to this compliment about the size of my member?

It wasn't a compliment.

Remember you're a Womble

Welcome to new member Mr Babytime.
I am keen to learn what manner of exotic goods you’d like to sell to us.

Mr Babytime - sounds most controversial to me

Looks like he is selling dildos.

Can't be, Dildos are 'adult' toys

I've no idea what they are.

Perhaps new member Ronald Clit can advise us...