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Post by anepictree » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:35 pm

Sir William wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:36 pm
I've no idea what they are. :search:

Think of them as external hardware that can have the effect of adding RAM to female plug in devices :read:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:33 pm

Like a wobbly Ram pack? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:15 pm

Welcome to our newest member Charlie Ass. :clap:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:39 pm

OMG :yikes: Where do you discover em Mr RunAway :bash:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:40 pm

He was wandering through the back passage. :yikes:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:53 pm

Next on the scene is new member Mr Danny Boy, who is going to sing Scottish songs to us from deep in the glen. :clap:

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Post by anepictree » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:44 pm

I think you'll discover Danny Boy sings from more elevated in the Valley not down in the Glenn :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:13 am

Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:32 am

It's the pipes that are calling from the glen. :yes:

The location of the singer is not mentioned. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:36 pm

This is true.

He's probably in Ukraine. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:40 pm

But more likely Milton Keynes. :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:57 pm

Similar desolation.

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Post by anepictree » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:51 pm

What is all that pipes calling business? Is this a euphemism? Do they have plumbing problems in Scotland that they are too embarrassed to admit to?
What is all this about Glen to Glen? Do they have same sex relations in Scotland like in Australia. What is this filth doing on our forum :read:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:39 pm

:announce:

I see we have a new Daftest Member. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:43 pm

Indeed!

But I thought Gregory Peck was dead... :hscratch:

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Post by anepictree » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:19 pm

In the reading smiley :read:
the smiley readers eyes have started going faster, what is wrong with our smiley master and why
doesn't he fix these dailey problems that are getting more and more frequent :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:49 pm

You are quite corrdct about the daily problems getting more frequent. :yes:

And I see the smiley is now reading across both pages at once. :duh:
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Post by Monsterbot » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:24 pm

I am a newby :yes:

I am joined this system because I wanted to visit more rude lady's and prostitute's. :excited:

But it looks like I have wasting my time. :cripes:

Where are all the prostitute's adverts for prostitute's? :mad: :mad:

(PS: I like bondige and sausage play.) :excited:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:39 pm

It's people like you who caused the sausage shortage last year. :wag: :stop:

Can't you just read Proust like the rest of us do?

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Post by Monsterbot » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:31 pm

Sausage shortage? :hscratch:

There is no sausage shortage in my trowziz. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:42 pm

:spam:

We do not allow new members to boast about their sausages. :wag:

Mr Runa*direction - Could you put this in the T&Cs please.
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Post by anepictree » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:14 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:39 pm

Can't you just read Proust like the rest of us do?
Proust was VERY fond of sausages you know, remember he was a jolly French writer :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:01 pm

:o
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:48 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:42 pm
We do not allow new members to boast about their sausages. :wag:

Mr Runa*direction - Could you put this in the T&Cs please.
And where are they, then? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:58 am

They are in the screenful where new members sign-more elevated.

We do not want new members boasting about their sausages and then pleading that they didn't know that they were not supposed to. :thumbd:

Just imagine how unseemly that would be. :mad:
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