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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:43 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:47 pm

I think he means you have to gett*en your hair follicles out more - but he doesn't ever manufacture sense does e Mr W.C., so why bother scratching your head (unless you have lice or it's an erogenous zone). ((Is your head an erogenous zone :wink: ))

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:30 am

Oh no not another one. :cantlook:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:39 am

Heads are definitely erogenous zones. :yes:

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Post by anepictree » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:20 pm

:ho: :excited: :clap: :magnify:

Mr RunAway does not seem to know about this - how can we educate him :teddy:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:05 pm

It's a lack of earthly experience I suppose. :search:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:18 pm

due to being stuck in Australia :( :cry:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:08 pm

:yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:19 pm

Yes I've been stuck a few times. But a shovel and a couple of MaxTraks gott*en me out. :thumbu:

It comes with the territory...

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:22 pm

:spam:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:25 pm

You should come here and see how amazingly great it is. :bigthumbsup:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:33 pm

I bet you say that to all the boys. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:35 pm

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Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:33 pm
I bet you say that to all the girls. :hurry:
I wish... :snigger:

Erm...no I don't. :cripes:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:46 pm

.
You'd have a great time here... (all genuine places - look them more elevated!)
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Post by anepictree » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:07 pm

I have absolutely no problem believing they are all real names :tongue: A wonderful illustration of the poetry and finesse for which the Australians are world renowned :bash: :hurry:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:18 pm

A land of true refinement. :yes:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:36 pm

Mr Ru*naway - Do you think we were borne yesterday? :hurry: :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:31 pm

Google them. All real places. :yes:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:39 am

:no: :no:

:wag:

You have been so silly, I don't even know whether to laugh or not. :cantlook:
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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:49 am

You'll never know unless you google them.
e.g. (for example):
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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:55 am

I will not fall for your silly tricks. :no: :wag:
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Re: Dual purpose body portions

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:55 pm

:tongue: :tongue:

Proceed with your important ambassadorial duties. :bash:
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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by anepictree » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:06 pm

I'm sure they have gott*en one thing going fro them in Australia but I can't for the life of me think what it could be :search:

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Re: Dual purpose body portions

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:18 am

Unless your're a poofter. :wink:
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