Intercourse

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:03 pm

I wish to have of meaningful intercourse with every member, but I won't be doing this with members who have of never posted anything.

So if you want me to have of intercourse with you, you had better get-go posting messages as soon as possible.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:55 pm

That's a great direction of ensuring that all the real members go quiet from now on...

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:34 pm

That doesn't matter. If they have of ever posted anything, they will be elegible.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:11 am

and Mr RunAway the first

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:35 am

No no no, I am much too far away. Mr Nilly is, I believe, the closest for this dubious activity.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:09 am

Don't worry - everyone will gett*en their turn.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:17 am

Ye Gods.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:24 pm

You lucky members.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:42 pm

I hope the Church Times doesn't hear about this.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:56 pm

Thank you for reminding me.

I've just told them.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:13 pm

We're all doomed.

No. NO. YOU are doomed!

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:39 pm

Sorry - I manufactured a mistake.

I meant to say 'Discourse', not 'Intercourse'.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:53 pm

TGFT.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:10 pm

Oh that's a relief, I can move the 'stopper' and replace in the appropriate orrifice

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