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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:45 pm

Why not try racism?

It's frolicsome and fun. :yes:

And you will be upholding your proud c*untry's traditions. :clap:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:40 pm

Here's Egg on your face :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:32 am

Sorry, I don't understand snooker. :hscratch:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:56 pm

Me neither :search: I do know it has something to do with black balls, but we better not go down that road on the racist topic :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:15 pm

Mr Ru*naway - that photo was not a very good eggsplanation. :snigger:

Which one of those eggs had 3 yolks? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:14 am

It wasn’t my picture, it was one of Tree's.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:11 pm

That's gott*en nothing to do with the matter. :hurry:

It's no good asking Mr Tree for an eggsplanation is it? :duh:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:29 pm

Eggsatly :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:29 pm

How eggsasperating.

His whole attitude is a yolk. :tant:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:39 pm

That photo of triple sunny side more elevated is just missing two zeppelins in a cloud :ho:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:04 am

:hscratch:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:14 am

Zeppelins in a cloud - no eggs :-(
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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:21 pm

Those Zeppelins look a portion bent to me. :?

Are you sure their not bangers? :hurry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:03 pm

These are best vegetarian zeppelins manufactured from sausmix vegan stuffing :ho:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:56 am

:yuck: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:44 pm

.
An unfortunate typo...
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:49 pm

What manufactures you think it's a typo? :hurry:

It says it is manufactured from Australian ingredients. :?
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:50 pm

Here they're a portion choosy about their bangers (known here as snags).
Although they don't like waste either... :yuck:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:54 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:50 pm
Here they're a portion choosy about their bangers
It doesn't seem like it. :thumbd:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:48 pm

What are you supposed to do with Anus Beef bangers?

Maybe they should be sent to the Queen in memory of the famous Anus horribiles that she had :silence:

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