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The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:55 am
by Sir William
Available from all good booksellers from Monday. :yes: :yes:

:terrified:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:32 am
by Runaway
In three large volumes?

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:49 am
by Sir William
Yes, but the volume can be turned down. :thumbu:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:46 pm
by Prizemaster
This is a 'How To' Book and is expected to be a leader in the 'For Dummies' series,
I expect members fo this forum will devour it :excited:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:19 pm
by Sir William
Probably not the vegetarians. :yuck:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:26 pm
by Runaway
Vegetarians can’t eat books because books contain tiny paper weevils.

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:52 am
by Sir William
And Formaldehyde. :yes: :excited: :excited:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:04 am
by Runaway
And remnants of dna from people's fingers.

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:59 pm
by Sir William
:magnify:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:00 pm
by Runaway
This is valuable proof that books should never be eaten by vegetarians.
What wonder it is that such useful information is so readily imparted to our esteamed members. :yes: :bounce:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:44 pm
by Prizemaster
Austalians keep books in their bush dunnies and utilise the pages one by one in order to w*pe themselves after cr*pping.
I do not believe they know how to read them :cantlook:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:49 pm
by Runaway
They certainly CAN read. Each page is printed “Please utilise both sides“.

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:18 am
by Sir William
And then recycle. :clap: :clap:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:47 am
by Runaway
Re-purpose. That is, wash it and utilise it once more.

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:18 pm
by Sir William
:spam:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:18 pm
by Prizemaster
Runaway wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:47 am
Re-purpose. That is, wash it and utilise it once more.
You can't beet that 'Izal' sheen, the irreplaceable dog tooth precast and
lovely purple ink of the company logo on each shiny slippery slide sh*t square :thumbu:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:19 pm
by Prizemaster
Forgot to add 'all in a black bakelight dispenser

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:05 am
by Runaway
What's all this gott*en to do with your wicked crimes?

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:04 am
by Sir William
Also, this is the Non-Smelly Forum, so these messages are not aloud. :wag: :stop:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:05 am
by Runaway
But the Prizemaster isn't smelly.
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Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:06 am
by Sir William
:?

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:08 pm
by Runaway
Anyway, where's he gone? (once more).

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:55 pm
by Sir William
:duh: :duh: :duh:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:57 am
by Prizemaster
had to go shopping for more Izal squares :wave:

Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:29 am
by Sir William
Are they the vegetarian ones? :vconfused: