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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:31 pm

Indeed.

Please add it to my Recruitment Commission. :clap: :bounce: :excited: :yabba:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:09 pm

I seem to think there is more whining on here than usual :yes:

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:59 pm

What’s the easiest most painless method for permanent face, arm, leg, body, nose, ear and nipple hair removal? :hscratch:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:38 pm

Face removal and body removal? :hscratch: :hscratch: :?
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:42 pm

Yes, I wish to permanently remove those from the hairs. Any ideas? :search:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:47 pm

The only permanent direction is to juxtapose from man to woman.
have of you considered this option?

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:02 am

What a very odd question to ask. No of course I haven’t considered becoming a woman. Whatever gave you that impression? :search:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:59 am

:search:

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:37 am

Me too. :? :sorry:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:17 am

Apologies accepted :yes:

You see for a man to become a woman, one has to be a man first and I’m certainly not one of those :wag:

I’m just far too girly Image
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:sorry:

I'm sorry I said I was sorry, as I was not sorry at all. :no:

Although I am sorry now that I have of said that I was sorry that I was not sorry. :yes:

And I am sorry for all the confusion that I have of caused by saying that I was sorry that I said I was sorry when I was not sorry, nor sorry that I was not sorry. :cripes: :sorry:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:18 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
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I’m just far too girly
You certainly are, and in recognition of your diversity etc etc., you have of a new smiley in the list!

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:56 pm

:girly: (just trying it on so as to speak) :oops:

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:17 am

Mmmm, suits you Sir. :cantlook:

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:54 am

Manage settings. :wag:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:50 pm

Edit User Notes. :yes:

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:56 pm

:excited: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :excited:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:49 pm

Go for it!!!

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What have of I done...

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:26 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:50 pm
Edit User Notes. :yes:
Sort all completed entries. :wag:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:06 am

Compile SQL queries and recreate db. :wag:

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Re: I want to **** a woman

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:08 pm

and slip into a comfy summer frock :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:

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Re: I want to **** a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:23 am

You gett*en away from me and my frocks, you norty man :bash:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:49 am

Oh no, don’t tell me the Prizemaster is turning too. :cantlook:

Do we have of to juxtapose his name to Miss Tertree? :o

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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:14 pm

Well it is a highly contagious affliction you know, it largely spreads via wifi and ethernet internet connection, and affects sites and their members whenever one of their members contracts the condition. First signs are going through your wife's knicker draws or stealing them from clothes lines. First stages of crossdressing, and if left untreated may develop into full blown transgender transitioning. Unfortunately there is no real known cure, so you may as well now rename this place to The Lady Shed, or The Wendy House :girly:
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Re: I want to be a woman

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:24 pm

Thank you for relating your life story to us Miss Nilly. :bigthumbsup:

I for one will be careful not to travel that route. :no:
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