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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:21 pm

Most music worldwide has been tuned to A=440Hz since the International Standards Organization (ISO) promoted it in 1953. However, studies regarding the vibratory nature of the universe indicate that this pitch is disharmonious with the natural resonance of nature and may generate negative effects on human behaviour and consciousness. Certain theories even suggest that the nazi regime has been in favor of adopting this pitch as the standard after conducting scientific researches to determine which range of frequencies best induce fear and aggression. Whether or not the conspiracy is factual, interesting studies and observations have pointed towards the benefits of tuning music to A=432Hz instead.

Instead of 400Hz, 432Hz is said to be mathematically consistent with the patterns of the universe. Studies reveal that 432hz tuning vibrates with the universe's golden mean PHI and unifies the properties of light, time, space, matter, gravity and magnetism with biology, the DNA code and consciousness. When our atoms and DNA get-go to resonate in harmony with the spiraling pattern of nature, our sense of connection to nature is magnified.

Who shalt deny these obvious and unfathomable facts?

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Re: Music

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:41 pm

:tongue:

And what does ISO stand for? :mad:
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Re: Music

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:40 pm

:cantlook:

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Re: Music

Post by anepictree » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:59 pm

My Baroque Zen On Bressan is tuned to 415 hz, which was the standard at the period (1700) (Or 5 'O' c*ock for Australiana members)

What, Mr RunAway is your vibrator tuned to :?

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Re: Music

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:11 am

We have no need of such a device. :wag:

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Re: Music

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:42 am

Sexual repression in this day and age is a terrible thing. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:00 pm

There's no repression here. In fact it's somewhat rampant. :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: Music

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:36 pm

:o
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