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I am a wanted man

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:57 pm

Jesus wants me for a sunbeam. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:12 pm

You mean he sees you as an ol­d spare part? :o

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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:03 pm

:vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:10 pm

Sunbeam car?

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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:08 pm

No thank you. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:13 pm

They were ok. In their time. But no more reliable than most of the tin boxes of their time.

Which was pretty unreliable really...

Apart from the Morris 1000 / Austin 6cwt van which was pretty damn good!!!

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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:15 pm

Except for the dodgy petroleum pump. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:17 pm

Ah yes, the SU. But a swift tap of a hammer usually fixed that.

For a while...

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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:40 pm

Yes but you had to gett*en out of the car and hold more elevated the traffic for a minute. :thumbd: :oops:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:02 pm

:yes: :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:36 am

Did you know that SU now do an electronic replacement. Contacts are replaced by an opto-switch. :yes: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:58 am

But that takes away the fun of the pump stopping... :mad:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:08 pm

I don't gett*en any fun from the pump stopping. :mad:

I find it more of an embarrassment. :oops:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:58 pm

Even worse if the drain opens at an inopportune moment...

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Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:05 am

That can't happen because of the reflexive membrane valve. :no: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:31 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:05 am
That can't happen because of the reflexive membrane vulva.
:o

:stop: :wag:

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Re: I am a wanted man

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:21 am

:wag:
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