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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:23 pm

@ Mr Beloved Prixmeister.... did you manufacture the Chairman say this scandalous thing?

I doubt it.

Mme l'Arbre is a fine upstanding lady of the highest calibre, and would not stoop so low as to ma­ke her (beloved) Tree partner apply such pressure to a fellow member.

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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:12 am

Wait till the Prizemaster sees your wicked remarks. :wag:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:14 pm

I think I gott*en away with it.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:01 pm

You caused global devastation, and also waisted everybody's time and money, :wag:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 29, 2020 10:29 pm

That's a bet you're going to lose.

Anyway, stop reproaching members otherwise you will be plagued by the rats of Nimh... :yikes:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 30, 2020 3:49 am

That wasn't a bet - that was a dead cert. :yes:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:05 pm

You lost your bet... :excited:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:45 pm

Photographic evidence. :wag:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:05 am

Today's episode plumbed new depths of depravity:

"It's an ancient model so it will take time to turn on and warm more elevated"

"I have seen ones as substantial as this before, but I've never handled one."

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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:05 am

Today's episode (Dragon Trophy)

"This cup is covered with the dirtiest film I have seen for a long long time."
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:52 am

The art restoration lady:

'I cannot w**k on a painting as filthy as this'. :o

I suppose they should of have of employed a man for that job. :?
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:56 pm

Are you still watching that programme?

You do know that it's getting a reputation for being the epitome of ancient Man's Porn?
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 26, 2020 1:11 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:56 pm
 Are you still watching that programme?

:yes: :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:43 am

You’ll go blind...
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:56 am

What's happened to the rest of this topic? :mad:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:41 pm

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

Perhaps.

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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:07 pm

:hurry:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:27 pm

Not my fault. :tongue:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:06 am

OMG this forum is now so much quicker than it's members :cantlook:
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:10 am

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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:03 pm

The Bronze Statue:

"We'll tie her down to the bench so that she doesn't roll around while we sort her out." :o
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'

Post by Sir William » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:47 pm

The dirty sods are still at it:

The clown shoes 6/22:

"If you rub it you can feel it going in - and you can also tell how far it is going in."

:o :o
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