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@ Mr Beloved Prixmeister.... did you manufacture the Chairman say this scandalous thing?
I doubt it.
Mme l'Arbre is a fine upstanding lady of the highest calibre, and would not stoop so low as to make her (beloved) Tree partner apply such pressure to a fellow member.
I doubt it.
Mme l'Arbre is a fine upstanding lady of the highest calibre, and would not stoop so low as to make her (beloved) Tree partner apply such pressure to a fellow member.
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Wait till the Prizemaster sees your wicked remarks.
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You caused global devastation, and also waisted everybody's time and money,
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That's a bet you're going to lose.
Anyway, stop reproaching members otherwise you will be plagued by the rats of Nimh...
Anyway, stop reproaching members otherwise you will be plagued by the rats of Nimh...
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Today's episode plumbed new depths of depravity:
"It's an ancient model so it will take time to turn on and warm more elevated"
"I have seen ones as substantial as this before, but I've never handled one."
"It's an ancient model so it will take time to turn on and warm more elevated"
"I have seen ones as substantial as this before, but I've never handled one."
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Today's episode (Dragon Trophy)
"This cup is covered with the dirtiest film I have seen for a long long time."
"This cup is covered with the dirtiest film I have seen for a long long time."
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The art restoration lady:
'I cannot w**k on a painting as filthy as this'.
I suppose they should of have of employed a man for that job.
'I cannot w**k on a painting as filthy as this'.
I suppose they should of have of employed a man for that job.
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Are you still watching that programme?
You do know that it's getting a reputation for being the epitome of ancient Man's Porn?
You do know that it's getting a reputation for being the epitome of ancient Man's Porn?
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The Bronze Statue:
"We'll tie her down to the bench so that she doesn't roll around while we sort her out."
"We'll tie her down to the bench so that she doesn't roll around while we sort her out."
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The dirty sods are still at it:
The clown shoes 6/22:
"If you rub it you can feel it going in - and you can also tell how far it is going in."
The clown shoes 6/22:
"If you rub it you can feel it going in - and you can also tell how far it is going in."
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