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Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:47 pm

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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:50 pm

Sheds with those sorts of corners are only fit for devil worship. :yikes:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:12 am

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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:22 pm

My hands are already Satanised, thank you. :bounce:

I am taking no precautions. :thumbu:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:03 pm

But are you taking souls? :yikes:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:50 pm

No. Haddocks. :yes:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:53 pm

I don't believe you. Sounds fishy to me.
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:53 pm

:?
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Dec 04, 2021 12:23 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:53 pm
 I don't believe you. Sounds fishy to me.
Since the 1st January 2020 you need a licence from the French Gov't to manufacture quips like that :tongue:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:48 am

The French government has no say in my life.

Especially after Macron called Boris "a clown running a circus". :o
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 04, 2021 12:44 pm

He can say what he likes as long as he speaks it in French. :yes:

Nobody esle can understand it. :wink:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:32 pm

Nobody understands "esle" either...
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:50 pm

Well just in case you don't understand it, let me translate it into unembellished Engerlish - Boris is a Clown running a circus

translation = Boris is a Dickhead running a nation of 51% Dumdums 100 percent into the ground :magnify: (Oxford Engirlish :girlybrows: Dicktionary)
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 05, 2021 11:48 am

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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:07 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:36 pm

Sometimes I wonder about our Chairman.

What do YOU say, Mr Nilly?
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:50 pm

Mr Ni*lly seems to be non-contributory lately. :hurry:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 07, 2021 11:07 pm

He does look in most days though. It's just that he finds your posts rather unstimulating...
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:24 am

:thanks:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 13, 2021 1:04 am

What can we do to stimulate Mr Nilly :girlybrows:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:31 am

It appears that you just have of to mention my name :cantlook:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:08 am

Which one? :read:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 13, 2021 1:22 pm

Probbly his preferred one: Mr Gussetobed. :yes:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:24 am

My preferred one as you say, hence why I responded to Nilly and not that gusset fellow :bash:
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Re: Devil Worship

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:47 pm

I said no such thing. :wag:
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