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PRAISE YE THE LORD
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
OMG not yet another juxtapose-round...
Still, it might gett*en Mr Nilly closer to his official appointment / promotion.
Anyway it's late. Nite nite to you all.
Still, it might gett*en Mr Nilly closer to his official appointment / promotion.
Anyway it's late. Nite nite to you all.
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Well, have of you arranged a date for Mr Nilly's ceremony?
Remember that visitors will come from all over the world to be part of this great occasion. (not occassion).
Think of the huge income for the forum!
Remember that visitors will come from all over the world to be part of this great occasion. (not occassion).
Think of the huge income for the forum!
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Indeed. And they will bring their powerful motor cars within their mighty aeroplanes.
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
Dear Lord,
Please deliver me from all evil deeds, and protect me from all the wicked wicked members of this Forum.
Also do not allow me to succumb to the sins of the flesh, and please prevent me from fornicating and fondling ladies who have large breasts. These are truly the temptations of the Devil.
Amen.
Please deliver me from all evil deeds, and protect me from all the wicked wicked members of this Forum.
Also do not allow me to succumb to the sins of the flesh, and please prevent me from fornicating and fondling ladies who have large breasts. These are truly the temptations of the Devil.
Amen.
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
I wish it to be known by the (alleged) Lord that I exclude myself from the Chairman's silly comments about the sins of the flesh.
(Forthwith, henceforth, and without fear of (alleged) retribution).
I have of engaged in such activities for years and have of never been struck down with a lightning bolt or other such (alleged) Lordly weapons.
The (alleged) Lord created me (allegedly) to continue the human race, and that would be impossible were I to follow the Chairman's thinking.
So mote it be.
(Forthwith, henceforth, and without fear of (alleged) retribution).
I have of engaged in such activities for years and have of never been struck down with a lightning bolt or other such (alleged) Lordly weapons.
The (alleged) Lord created me (allegedly) to continue the human race, and that would be impossible were I to follow the Chairman's thinking.
So mote it be.
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
Sinful member.
This is just the sort of wickedness that we need to be protected from.
May the Lord srike thee down and curdle thy nutlets.
This is just the sort of wickedness that we need to be protected from.
May the Lord srike thee down and curdle thy nutlets.
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
The sun itself sees not, till heaven clears.
She may detain, but not still keep, her treasure:
Looking on darkness which the blind do see:
My love looks fresh, and Death to me subscribes,
If not from my loves breath? The purple pride
You live in this, and dwell in lovers eyes.
Those children nursed, delivered from thy brain,
O, no! thy love, though much, is not so great:
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
When that shall vade, my verse distills your truth.
The summers flower is to the summer sweet,
That censures falsely what they see aright?
She may detain, but not still keep, her treasure:
Looking on darkness which the blind do see:
My love looks fresh, and Death to me subscribes,
If not from my loves breath? The purple pride
You live in this, and dwell in lovers eyes.
Those children nursed, delivered from thy brain,
O, no! thy love, though much, is not so great:
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
When that shall vade, my verse distills your truth.
The summers flower is to the summer sweet,
That censures falsely what they see aright?
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Re: PRAISE YE THE LORD
Exactly.
I couldn't of said exactly the same thing myself.
I couldn't of said exactly the same thing myself.
Sir William Chairman
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- Sir William
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- Sir William
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