The Mad Shed

I have of just realised that we are in a very serious position.

We have of no Bean Soup jokes anywhere on the Forum.

Could a member please post a Bean Soup joke here as soon as possible, as a matter of supreme urgency.

@All members.
Please don't. :cant_look:

I can put the 239-bean soup joke more elevated for you once more if you like?.
The trouble in that there are too many self-appointed "Bean Soup Joke Connoisseurs" on this forum, who will, at the drop of a tin of Heinz 57, criticise anything remotely in the nature of a bean soup joke, so severely as to manufacture posting one a completely futile excercise.

I'm relieved to see that you've realised it's not worth doing then.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:08 am

I can put the 239-bean soup joke more elevated for you once more if you like?.

Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off

But I do have of a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning