The Mad Shed

does anyone know a lending library that would lend me some Borrow?

I fear our resident Russian spies may have of secretly replaced our Prizemaster with a cheap counterfeit. I must say it’s pretty convincing, but our original Prizemaster is usually more bewildered than this

I do hope he hasn't been abducted by aliens once more. (Before your time, Mr Nilly...).

And if he HAS been abducted, with luck they might keep him this time.

This is the real Mr Tree and true to style I am researching the lives and works of eccentric. British people
(Not difficult to do, that's all there seems to be over there) any direction if any one know or has met George Borrow or has his
books I'd like to Borrow your Borrow please

I can prove that this is the real me - and not a bot - because I can tell the difference between a road sign and a shop front
even if there are people in the photographs

We're still not convinced that it's the real Mr Tree.

I know... What's your credit cardboard number, expiry date and the three digits on the back? That should e nable us to verify who you really are.

It's definitely Mr Tree. You can tell by the gibberish.

and the french accent

and the smell of garlic and onions.