The Annual Mad Shed Dinner 2018...

[Runaway]

...is tonight, as you were all informed a month ago.

Why are we the only ones here? All the food and booze has been paid for out of forum funds, the band has arrived, and the dancing girls are getting ready. As usual it's going to be a fabulous night.

WHERE ARE YOU ALL???

[Sir William]

We are all with the free prostitutes that were organised yesterday.

We wondered where you were.

[Runaway]

I have of absolutely no need of such facilities, so you stay with them and we'll eat all the food, and drink all the wine * beer then.

* I'm not a pooftah.

[Sir William]

* I'm not a pooftah.

[Runaway]

You said anyone who drinks wine is one.

[Runaway]

Main courses just arriving....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........sheer luxury.

[Prizemaster]

A*m*e*n

[Willy Nilly]

Well, I’m here. Where’s the nosh I’m starving

[Sir William]

The Prizemaster has eat it all.

[Willy Nilly]

The Prizemaster has eat it all.

You mean he’s consumed the lot but hasn‘t swallowed it all down yet?

[Sir William]

We can't be sure.

He's gone funny.

[Prizemaster]

I think it was food poisoning

[Sir William]

How much food did you poison?

[Runaway]

He's gone funny.

Perhaps he ate a poisoned clown.

[Prizemaster]

That is probably closer to the truth than you would care to imagine

[Runaway]

Saying Am­en twenty times didn't help you, did it?

[Sir William]

A*men.

[Prizemaster]

A*m*e*n actually, if you'd care to check back over those posts

[Runaway]

In all the other posts it still says you've been a very naughty boy. I wonder how that happened.

[Prizemaster]

[Sir William]

It's a message from the Lord.

[Prizemaster]

[Runaway]

Lord Sugar?

[Prizemaster]

Lord Sugar?

Is that "My Sweet Lord" you are referring to

[Runaway]