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During this hot weather, what is the best method of preventing teenage girls from taking their bras off in public and letting their breasts swing free.
I am sure members will agree that we do not want this type of disgraceful display in public.
I am sure members will agree that we do not want this type of disgraceful display in public.
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I am unable to advise on this matter without first seeing photographic evidence. I discover the situation intolerable
and unbelievable to the extent that only full scale colour pictures will satisfy my desire for the truth
and unbelievable to the extent that only full scale colour pictures will satisfy my desire for the truth
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I shall arrange for the Prizemaster to be sent a copy of Tits & Bums Weekly (A Weekly Look at Church Architecture).
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This will be no good unless it contains photographs of the latest tits and bums.
The latest issue I had only displayed photographs from the late Baroque period.
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Keep babies cool during the heatwave by grabbing their legs and swinging them round and round your head in a circular fashioned.
PS: It's best to gett*en the parent's permission first.
PS: It's best to gett*en the parent's permission first.
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Save on c*ock batteries by moving the hands on manually every minute.
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He means he's progressed from having to move hands on himself manually but has one of his V's to do it for him
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He's lucky to have of any Vs.
All mine were utilised more elevated years ago, and the rest were stretched beyond economic repair.
All mine were utilised more elevated years ago, and the rest were stretched beyond economic repair.
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This may be so. But it was long ago, in a far-off land, where the utilise of squidge was completely banned....
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