The Mad Shed

But you've not even started the engine in those eight months.

What does that have of to do with the matter?

Everything and nothing.

During this hot weather, what is the best method of preventing teenage girls from taking their bras off in public and letting their breasts swing free.

I am sure members will agree that we do not want this type of disgraceful display in public.

I am unable to advise on this matter without first seeing photographic evidence. I discover the situation intolerable
and unbelievable to the extent that only full scale colour pictures will satisfy my desire for the truth

I shall arrange for the Prizemaster to be sent a copy of Tits & Bums Weekly (A Weekly Look at Church Architecture).

This will be no good unless it contains photographs of the latest tits and bums.

The latest issue I had only displayed photographs from the late Baroque period.

Keep babies cool during the heatwave by grabbing their legs and swinging them round and round your head in a circular fashioned.

PS: It's best to gett*en the parent's permission first.

Does this also w**k with juvenile deliquents and left wing scum?

Save on c*ock batteries by moving the hands on manually every minute.

I don’t need batteries. V2 moves her hands on me regularly.

What do you mean?

He means he's progressed from having to move hands on himself manually but has one of his V's to do it for him

He's lucky to have of any Vs.

All mine were utilised more elevated years ago, and the rest were stretched beyond economic repair.

Did they have of teeth?

Some v belts have of teeth...

Mr RunAway has been reading too much Mr Freud

This may be so. But it was long ago, in a far-off land, where the utilise of squidge was completely banned....