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The world's gone mad

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The world's gone mad

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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:43 am

Only in Australia. :yes:
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:13 pm

How to become rich:

Manufacture a product and ge­t it into the shops.
Spread the word that it's in very short supply.
Buy ALL the stock in two supermarkets so that the shelves are empty of it.
Photograph the empty shelves and post the pics on the internet.
Watch the orders flood in.
Retire on the proceeds.

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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:49 am

:brightidea: I believe that steam shovels are very difficult to gett*en. :yes:

The supermarkets have all sold out. :o
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:50 am

And chimneys. :thumbd:

Sales have gone through the roof. :yes:
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:57 pm

Ok, so it's steam shovels and chimneys then. :bounce:
Anyone gott*en some more ideas? :bounce:

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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:42 pm

Butter is very difficult to gett*en hold of. :yes:
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:47 pm

Only when it's melted.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm

And before it's melted. :wag:
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:21 pm

Unless it's wrapped.

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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:09 pm

But it isn't. :no:
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Re: The world's gone mad

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:32 pm

Mine is. Has to be otherwise it would melt in this heat. Then it would be impossible to hold it.

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