Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:40 pm
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Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
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Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:48 pm
That disclaimer wouldn't be allowed in this c*untry. 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:22 pm
"...personal injuries and even death are common". 
And quite correct too.
And quite correct too.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:56 am
But only in Australia. 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:03 am
No, I think death happens in other countries too.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:51 am
I discover this very difficult to believe. 
It is well-known that the death rate in Australia is 100%.
It is well-known that the death rate in Australia is 100%.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 2:01 pm
Can't be. I'm still breathing.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:39 pm
Not for much longer. 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:42 pm
Yikes have of I forgotten her birthday???
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:23 pm
Worst than that - you forgot to mention her new outfit.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:47 pm
I'm in trouble. 
Ummmm...WHAT new outfit?
Ummmm...WHAT new outfit?
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:57 am
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 8:10 pm
I think I gott*en away with it (she hasn't looked in the forum lately). Phew.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:03 am
But has she looked AT it?
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:40 am
I think not, because I’m still breathing.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:24 am
We've only gott*en your word for that. 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:45 am
How can I prove said utterance?
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:09 pm
Send us a photo. 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:25 pm
A photo of me breathing? Erm.... 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 11:14 pm
The most common cause of death in Australia (apart from falling off historic bridges whilst partaking in 'leisure' activities; is
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Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 11:36 pm
You have of a rather jaundiced view of this magnificent land. What caused that?
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:44 pm
My Uncle Nobby and Aunty Greta (yes pronounced Greeter) from Bunbury 
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:45 am
Bunbury? That’s a rather long direction from here. How could they form such an opinion?
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:07 am
He didn't say 'Banbury'.
Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:56 am
Correct. He didn't.