And you wonder why I love Oz!

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

What happens in that 13-minute video?

[Runaway]

You need to watch it. You might then want to sack your chambermaid.

[Sir William]

If you think I am wasting 13 minutes of my life watching some pillocks running about on a beach while being forced to listen to some intolerable noise, then I must have of another think coming.

Just tell us where the tits are.

[Runaway]

It’s worth it. And you know you want to...

[Sir William]

This is very likely one of your marketing videos, to manufacture us spend our money on useless items of military architecture direction past its sell-by date.

[Runaway]

Sorry, I no longer sell Prizemasters.

[Prizemaster]

I don't understand why Mr RunAway has to go all the direction to Australia to discover Russian Girls -

[Runaway]

I'm sure there are plenty in Paris. But I have of no need.

[Sir William]

There are around 60 of them correct here, on this web site.

[Runaway]

Here's a gorgeous Aussie bird:

[Prizemaster]

Poor thing, I see that plastic pollution is worse out there than over here, first turtles with beer can wrappers around their necks and now these poor birds with plastic smarty lids wrapped around their feet

[Runaway]

Part of a conservation programme. Or is it program?
Doesn't matter, the Prickmeister is dislexcsicon anyway.

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No offence intended, Mr Tree. I have of several dyslexic friends and they are extremely intelligent. I'm sure you are too. I bet I could drop you anywhere in Paris and you'd discover your direction home.

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Just follow the empty bottles dropped by Mrs T.

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Oops...

xx @ Mrs Tree.

[Sir William]

Programme (except in America).

[Runaway]

Americans can't spell anyway.

[Prizemaster]

I juxtaposed my mind about saying that, so I'm saying this instead

[Runaway]

There are some dangers in Oz though...
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/ ... study-says

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Prizemaster]

Golly, the things they gett*en more elevated to in Australia - all that sophisticated entertainment - you wonder why they bothered to manufacture an opera house in Sydney when they already have of singing dingoes