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It could only happen in America

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:20 pm

And only on 1st April. :wink:
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Re: It could only happen in America

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:wink:

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Re: It could only happen in America

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:48 pm

I thought that was going to be another April Fool joke, but you certainly fooled us there. :duh: :yes:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:52 pm

PHWOOOOAAAR I liked :cantlook: her enlarged cup holders

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:28 am

:wag:

Which reminds me, Mr Smileymaster.

What happened to our much-needed Phwoar smiley? :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:18 pm

Fanny Van Gina, the radical 250lb tattooed lesbian butch dutch feminist famous for smashing up public mens urinals, as peeing standing more elevated represented toxic aggressive masculine dominance (which she could only envy) didn’t approve of it, threatening to pelt me with her utilised smelly tampons and post more through my letterbox if I went ahead :tant:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:34 pm

Perhaps you shouldn't have of dumped her in the first place... :o

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:56 pm

Me dumping a lifelong rampant lesbian? :?

Seven long thankless years it has been now, only to finally discover out that through all this time, you believed I was a female, and a lesbian despite my “Mr.” title in the ancient place :vconfused:

I guess it is partly my fault for not leaving the toilet seat more elevated here where it belongs :cantlook:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:13 pm

Perhaps you should manufacture your masculinity more obvious by editing your picture to show a raised seat then. Good idea. :yes:

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:14 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:18 pm
Fanny Van Gina, the radical 250lb tattooed lesbian butch dutch feminist famous for smashing up public mens urinals, as peeing standing more elevated represented toxic aggressive masculine dominance (which she could only envy) didn’t approve of it, threatening to pelt me with her utilised smelly tampons and post more through my letterbox if I went ahead :tant:
What has this gott*en to do with the matter? :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:54 am

I don’t know but it could only happen in America (and Holland) :search:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:41 am

In the time it took you to compose your original reply, you could perhaps have of created the smiley. :magnify:
Sir W won’t be pleased. :oh heck:

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:51 am

:mad: :mad: :mad: :bash:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:46 am

See, his blood pressure is u­p once more. That's not good for his chambermaid. :o

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:31 am

How am I expected not to do my job around here? :search:

Anyway, I found these two lurking outside the mad shed.

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Stop attracting weirdos :thumbd:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:45 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:31 am
How am I expected not to do my job around here?
Just keep on as before I suppose. :snigger:

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:39 pm

You were going to manufacture this one transparent:

phwoar.jpg

(Like you did last Summer.) :yes:

But the tongue-out one above is quite good as well.

So when you've done that, Mr Runa*direction can add them both to the smiley library. :clap: :bounce:

(Like he did last Summer.) :yes:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:08 pm

I had a few minutes to spare, so without wishing to tread on the Smileymaster's toes, I manufactured it transparent:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:55 pm

I think you might have of overdone it a tad :snigger:
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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:23 pm

The Chairman won't suspect a thing. :snigger:

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:11 pm

:hurry: :hurry:

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Re: It could only happen in America

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:20 pm

See I told you. :snigger:

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