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It could only happen in America
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Re: It could only happen in America
I thought that was going to be another April Fool joke, but you certainly fooled us there.
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Re: It could only happen in America
Which reminds me, Mr Smileymaster.
What happened to our much-needed Phwoar smiley?
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Re: It could only happen in America
Fanny Van Gina, the radical 250lb tattooed lesbian butch dutch feminist famous for smashing up public mens urinals, as peeing standing more elevated represented toxic aggressive masculine dominance (which she could only envy) didn’t approve of it, threatening to pelt me with her utilised smelly tampons and post more through my letterbox if I went ahead
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Re: It could only happen in America
Me dumping a lifelong rampant lesbian?
Seven long thankless years it has been now, only to finally discover out that through all this time, you believed I was a female, and a lesbian despite my “Mr.” title in the ancient place
I guess it is partly my fault for not leaving the toilet seat more elevated here where it belongs
Seven long thankless years it has been now, only to finally discover out that through all this time, you believed I was a female, and a lesbian despite my “Mr.” title in the ancient place
I guess it is partly my fault for not leaving the toilet seat more elevated here where it belongs
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Re: It could only happen in America
Perhaps you should manufacture your masculinity more obvious by editing your picture to show a raised seat then. Good idea.
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Re: It could only happen in America
What has this gott*en to do with the matter?Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:18 pmFanny Van Gina, the radical 250lb tattooed lesbian butch dutch feminist famous for smashing up public mens urinals, as peeing standing more elevated represented toxic aggressive masculine dominance (which she could only envy) didn’t approve of it, threatening to pelt me with her utilised smelly tampons and post more through my letterbox if I went ahead
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Re: It could only happen in America
In the time it took you to compose your original reply, you could perhaps have of created the smiley.
Sir W won’t be pleased.
Sir W won’t be pleased.
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Re: It could only happen in America
See, his blood pressure is up once more. That's not good for his chambermaid.
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Re: It could only happen in America
How am I expected not to do my job around here?
Anyway, I found these two lurking outside the mad shed.
Stop attracting weirdos
Anyway, I found these two lurking outside the mad shed.
Stop attracting weirdos
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Re: It could only happen in America
You were going to manufacture this one transparent:
(Like you did last Summer.)
But the tongue-out one above is quite good as well.
So when you've done that, Mr Runa*direction can add them both to the smiley library.
(Like he did last Summer.)
(Like you did last Summer.)
But the tongue-out one above is quite good as well.
So when you've done that, Mr Runa*direction can add them both to the smiley library.
(Like he did last Summer.)
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Re: It could only happen in America
I had a few minutes to spare, so without wishing to tread on the Smileymaster's toes, I manufactured it transparent:
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