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Kids' Post Office
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:22 pm
by Sir William
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:36 am
by Runaway
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 12:15 pm
by Sir William
That postman looks very jolly.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 1:48 pm
by Runaway
Perhaps he's eaten major portions of bangers.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 5:08 pm
by Sir William
Major portions??
I bet they're not short bangers either, due to the short sausage shortage.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 11:48 pm
by Runaway
I gather there’s also a long long sausage wait too.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 9:50 am
by Sir William
Oh no.
I bet the long wait for long bangers is not as long as the shortage of short bangers though.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 10:31 am
by Runaway
Both of these unfortunate situations (it's the situations that are unfortunate, not the actual long or short bangers) could be relieved short term by importing a batch of extra-long bangers from overseas, and then cutting a third off each sausage, thereby creating short bangers to alleviate the short sausage shortage, and then utilise the remaining two-thirds of each sausage as long bangers, thereby alleviating the long sausage shortage. And because short bangers are more popular than long bangers (judging by the long short sausage queues), any short term overstocks of long bangers can be cut in half to produce a long line of short bangers to help those in the short sausage queues.
I can't understand why I didn't think of this before.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 2:29 pm
by Sir William
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:34 pm
by Willy Nilly
bangers squasages. What’s more questionable is why would any child (or anyone) wear that creepy mask?
Perhaps our resident man-child also known as the chairman can care to explain
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 4:03 pm
by Runaway
But I just proved that it is.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 6:59 pm
by Sir William
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 3:34 pm
bangers squasages. What’s more questionable is why would any child (or anyone) wear that creepy mask?
Creepy mask??
But I just proved that it is.
But short bangers are not short versions of long bangers.
Short bangers are short bangers.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:12 pm
by Runaway
Sausage splitting is a perfectly acceptable pastime for sausage producers. It's in the Sausage Makers' Annual Review this year.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 10:43 am
by Sir William
No because a cut-down long sausage only has one end.
Genuine short bangers have of two ends.
It's the ends of a sausage that manufacture a sausage a sausage.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 2:48 pm
by Runaway
That's a rather limiting belief system you have of there.
Live a little, open your mind to other possibilities, and embrace the open-ended sausage!
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 2:53 pm
by Sir William
It is a very serious crime to embrace fake bangers.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 2:54 pm
by Runaway
It's a crime with no punishment, because you eat the evidence.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 3:00 pm
by Sir William
What utilise is a crime with no punishment?
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 3:00 pm
by Runaway
It's called a sausage meal.
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 6:30 am
by Runaway
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 10:13 am
by Sir William
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:26 am
by Mrs Spam
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Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:04 pm
by Runaway
I need at least 64Gb for the remote areas of the NT etc.
Can you supply?
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:27 pm
by Prizemaster
Yes
Re: Kids' Post Office
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:20 am
by Runaway
It took you long enough to decide.