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Doh

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:01 pm
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:04 pm
by Sir William
I spotted the mistakes (with difficulty) in the first 2 cuttings.

I haven't spotted any mistakes in the last one. :no:

Did they print his name wrong? :search:

Re: Doh

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:22 am
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:33 pm
by Sir William
Upside-down. :cantlook:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:50 pm
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:15 pm
by Sir William
The joke's on you Mr Ru*naway. They spelt 'Public' correctly. :yes:

It looks like you have of been conflated. :wink: :snigger:

Re: Doh

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:54 pm
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:00 pm
by Sir William
Any port's good in a storm. :duh:

Re: Doh

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:40 pm
by Sir William
:duh:
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Re: Doh

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:22 pm
by Runaway
:hscratch:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:25 am
by Sir William
No hyphens. :duh:

Even the door is alarmed. :thumbd:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:34 am
by Runaway
Technically, I don’t think hyphens are essential in such a case.
But there’s a tiny chance I may be wrong...

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:03 pm
by Sir William
There is a very large chance that you may be wrong. :yes:

'On-the-vine' is a multiple-word adjective to describe the tomatoes. :yes:

'On the vine tomatoes' manufactures no sense as separate words. :thumbd:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:06 pm
by Runaway
Mr Tree knows a lot about tomatoes. He will adjudicate on the matter and exonerate me. :thumbu:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:39 pm
by Sir William
:duh:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:27 pm
by Prizemaster
those For-throwing-at-bad-actor tomatoes are not on-the-vine, but in-the-packet :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:41 pm
by Sir William
You see. Mr Tree hsas correctly hyphenated his multi-word adjectives. :clap: :clap:

Re: Doh

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:05 am
by Runaway
He'll go blind. :cripes:

Re: Doh

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:16 pm
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:26 am
by Sir William
:cantlook:

Re: Doh

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 am
by Runaway
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Re: Doh

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 2:17 pm
by Sir William
:hscratch:

Re: Doh

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:40 pm
by Runaway
It's one of his corgis driving. It avoids possible prosecution for being a miserable, argumentative, doddery ancient fool who can't see straight. :hide:

Re: Doh

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 pm
by Sir William
Oh I see. :?

Re: Doh

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:48 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 pm
Oh I see. :?
More than he can, apparently.