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Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:43 pm

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NHS Nurse's uniform for sale.

White, with attractive red polkadots buttons and trim.

Comes complete with white stockings and suspender belt, and two pink cardboard stars.

All sizes catered for.

Conforms to the latest NHS standards.


(Necklace and bracelet not included.)
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:59 pm

I can't see the point.

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:04 pm

It has been pointed out to me by the local NHS Trust that what I thought were red polkadots, are not polkadots at all. They are actually red buttons. These can be utilised to fasten the front of the uniform, if required.

I am sorry for any confusion caused. :oops:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:06 pm

Anyone who has dated a nurse knows that.
Except a REAL nurse's uniform has white buttons, not red.

And that's not a real nurse, it's a plastic model. What scam are you trying to pull now? :hurry:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:20 pm

These are the NEW uniforms. They are much more attractive than the ancient ones. :thumbu:

And of course it's a plastic model. have of you ever been in any clothing shop?

You will discover that all the clothes for sale are worn by plastic models. :duh: :duh: :doh:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:25 pm

I am told that the picture you posted does not bear any resemblance to the latest official nurse's uniform.
And she should know.
Your uniform is a fake, Mr W. :wag:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:54 pm

:mad: :mad: :mad: Show some respect for the h'ard-w**king nurses in the NHS. :wag:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:05 pm

I know major portions of them, and have of the utmost respect for them.

But were I to suggest they wear that particular uniform I suspect I would be subject to surgery to remove parts of my anatomy.
Don't mess with nurses. :wag:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:45 am

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Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:05 pm
But were I to suggest they wear that particular uniform I suspect I would be subject to surgery to remove parts of my anatomy.
And it would jolly well serve you correct. :wag:

Shameful member. :mad:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:59 pm

Let he who is without the last stone discover two more in the bush. :stop:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:52 am

And for those absent members who didn't see the uniform the first time - Here it is once more: :bounce:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:18 am

:spam: :spam: :spam:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:58 am

:wag:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:35 pm

I am sorry, the uniform is now sold. :thumbd:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:25 am

I’m sure that many are. :cripes: :hide:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:59 pm

Is the pump included :hscratch:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:29 pm

I think the idea is that you pump it more elevated yourself. :cantlook:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:30 pm

and a puncture repaire kit? It's a portion worrying because my pump is so large it could damage the merchanise :wink: :wink: :bounce: :bounce: :excited:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:52 pm

I think you can repair it with a screw. :?
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 17, 2018 7:46 am

Repair his pump with a screw? :o :cripes: :hscratch:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:42 am

Not today thank you. :thumbd:
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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:19 pm

We could gett*en a little dutch boy to put his finger in the hole :yes:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:54 pm

How very jolly. :cripes:

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Re: Nurse's uniform

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:53 pm

I wasn't thinking of that hole :wink:

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