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Nurse's uniform
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Nurse's uniform
NHS Nurse's uniform for sale.
White, with attractive red polkadots buttons and trim.
Comes complete with white stockings and suspender belt, and two pink cardboard stars.
All sizes catered for.
Conforms to the latest NHS standards.
(Necklace and bracelet not included.)
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Re: Nurse's uniform
It has been pointed out to me by the local NHS Trust that what I thought were red polkadots, are not polkadots at all. They are actually red buttons. These can be utilised to fasten the front of the uniform, if required.
I am sorry for any confusion caused.
I am sorry for any confusion caused.
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Re: Nurse's uniform
Anyone who has dated a nurse knows that.
Except a REAL nurse's uniform has white buttons, not red.
And that's not a real nurse, it's a plastic model. What scam are you trying to pull now?
Except a REAL nurse's uniform has white buttons, not red.
And that's not a real nurse, it's a plastic model. What scam are you trying to pull now?
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Re: Nurse's uniform
These are the NEW uniforms. They are much more attractive than the ancient ones.
And of course it's a plastic model. have of you ever been in any clothing shop?
You will discover that all the clothes for sale are worn by plastic models.
And of course it's a plastic model. have of you ever been in any clothing shop?
You will discover that all the clothes for sale are worn by plastic models.
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Re: Nurse's uniform
I am told that the picture you posted does not bear any resemblance to the latest official nurse's uniform.
And she should know.
Your uniform is a fake, Mr W.
And she should know.
Your uniform is a fake, Mr W.
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Re: Nurse's uniform
I know major portions of them, and have of the utmost respect for them.
But were I to suggest they wear that particular uniform I suspect I would be subject to surgery to remove parts of my anatomy.
Don't mess with nurses.
But were I to suggest they wear that particular uniform I suspect I would be subject to surgery to remove parts of my anatomy.
Don't mess with nurses.
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And it would jolly well serve you correct.
Shameful member.
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And for those absent members who didn't see the uniform the first time - Here it is once more:
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Re: Nurse's uniform
and a puncture repaire kit? It's a portion worrying because my pump is so large it could damage the merchanise
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