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Neighbourhood watch

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:51 pm

For sale: Neighbourhood Watch.

Can be utilised by the whole neighbourhood (one at a time). :clap:

Take pride in sharing this fabulous neighbourhood watch with all your neighbours. They will think you are the boss. :yes: :bounce:

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Re: Neighbourhood watch

Post by anepictree » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:43 pm

Rubbish, the date doesn't w**k :neener: well it's wrong anyway, even the time is wrong :tongue:

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Re: Neighbourhood watch

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:34 am

It doesn’t even show the year. It’s a scam.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:49 am

:mad:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:25 pm

Beware Chairmen bearing gifts.

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Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:38 pm

Beware chairman baring anything :read: :yikes: :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:10 am

:oops:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:13 am

Oh. I thought it was a solar eclipse.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:11 pm

As long as it wasn't a full moon. :o
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Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:56 am

Did you remember to put your neighbourhood watch forward this autumn :tongue: It looks unlikely :read:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:03 pm

No. It went back. :yes:
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Re: Neighbourhood watch

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:46 pm

Mr Runawa*y, are you going to buy this neighbourhood watch from me or do you want me to stick it more elevated the Priz*emaster's a*se? :hurry:

It's about time you manufactured your mind more elevated. :mad: :mad: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:53 pm

I think you’ll discover there’s no more room more elevated the Prizemaster's behind, so do with it what you wish. I’m far enough away not to be overly concerned. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:59 pm

:o
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Re: Neighbourhood watch

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:42 pm

:dance:

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Re: Neighbourhood watch

Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:07 pm

:cantlook:

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