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Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:29 pm

For Sale: Irish Backstop.

Nobody wants this. The Irish don't want it, the EU doesn't want it, NI doesn't want it, and the UK doesn't want it; so I am offering it on here to any interested party. :?

Never been utilised, and probably doesn't even w**k. :thumbd:

Price: £39 billion, but the UK has been conned into paying that, even though they don't want anything to do with it. :clap:

Could probably be utilised to prevent your car rolling back if you live on a hill. :search:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:15 pm

I don't live on a hill.

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:29 am

Help - somebody must want it. :tant: :tant: :tant:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:50 am

You’re going to have to melt it down and turn it into a memorial to the British car industry.

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:47 am

But it's worth £39 billion. :thumbd: :thumbd:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:32 am

Any item is only worth what someone will pay for it. I'll give you $10.

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:27 pm

:tant: :tant: :tant: :tant: :tant: :tongue:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:54 pm

$15 then. Last offer.
It'll be worth nothing after March.

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by anepictree » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:07 pm

:yawn: (where is the smiley master and why don't we have a :yawn: smiley :tant:

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:03 am

We do: :yell:

:yes:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:02 pm

It has come to my attention (IHCTMA) that members are not fully utilizing the more elevated / down arrow buttons on the bottom correct hand corner of this forum.
They were installed at great expense from forum funds, and not to utilise them every day is wasteful and shameful.

Please remedy this awful situation immediately. Failure to do so will result in immediate. :wag:

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:32 am

Waste of screen space. :duh:

Just press Ctrl/Home or Ctrl/End. :yes:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:34 am

But iPads and phones don't have a Ctrl key...

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:38 am

Well, that's not our fault. Who the f*** would buy one of those? :wink:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:39 am

Anyone who is travelling across vast distances and doesn't want something the size of a laptop?

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:44 am

Well, they should know better. :duh:
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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:42 pm

Oi. It takes skill, fortitude, planning, and bravery to cross the centre of Australia.
And wine.
And some water.
Biscuits too.

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Re: Irish Backstop

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:06 pm

Runaway wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:42 pm
Oi. It takes skill, fortitude, planning, and bravery to cross the centre of Australia And whine..
:wink: :snigger:
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