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Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:28 pm

Wanted: A gorilla griller to grill gorillas. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:36 pm

Bring it to the Aussie outback. It’ll be grilled in no time.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:27 am

Update: One of my gorillas has escaped. :silence:

Wanted: A gorilla griller to grill a gorilla. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:00 pm

You need to take more care of your staff and not permit them to escape. :o

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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:25 pm

My other gorilla has escaped now.

:hide:

So I no longed need a gorilla griller to grill a gorilla.

I'm going to gett*en some tigers tomorrow. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:39 pm

I can see this going on for a long time... :cantlook:

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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:28 am

Well, I gott*en one of my tigers home (I don't know what happened to the other two). :hscratch:

But I only needed one, so I'm not bothered about the other two. :bigthumbsup:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:47 pm

I have found something to keep your gorilla
from escaping from the gorilla griller :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:01 pm

I think he's moved on from gorillas to tigers, Miss Nilly. :o

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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:06 pm

Wanted: A tiger griller to grill a tiger and not to grill a gorilla. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:10 pm

It’s like a bad dream.. :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:08 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:14 pm

It could be worse I suppose.
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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:46 pm

:yikes: :yikes:
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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:05 am

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:52 am

Why is dyxlexia such a difficult word to spell? :search:

I think that's just taking the piss. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:16 pm

I suppose dys=abnormal or difficult, and lexia relates to word/reading.

How else would you describe the issue?

"Abnormal reading"? Could apply to most of Jeffrey Archer's books... (and the Labour Party Manifesto).

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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:52 am

Runaway wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:16 pm
How else would you describe the issue?
I would describe it as 'Lazy bastards who can't be bothered to learn to read'. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:33 pm

Unkind. I know several dyslexics who are very talented and capable people. They just don't see words the direction we do.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:50 am

Well they should try harder until they do. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:20 pm

They can't do that a­ny more than you can play the violin.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:18 am

But reading is an essential life skill.

Playing the violin is purely optional. :yes:

If I needed to play the violin, I would practice until I could, and not invent some "Can't play the violin" illness. :hurry: :bounce: :stir: :stir:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:41 pm

But when they look at a word, they don't see it as we do. It doesn't mean much to their brain. It doesn't matter how much they try, it just doesn't manufacture sense to them. They can't just try harder, it doesn't w**k like that.

And I suspect you know it. :wag:

I wonder if the Prizemaster is dyslexic. His spelling certainly suggests so. :hide:

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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:17 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:41 pm
But when they look at a word, they don't see it as we do. It doesn't mean much to their brain. It doesn't matter how much they try, it just doesn't manufacture sense to them. They can't just try harder, it doesn't w**k like that.
Don't tell me you've bin fooled as well. :duh:

There was no such thing as dyslexia in Victorian days when children were thrashed if they didn't learn. :hurry: :stir: :bash:
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Re: Gorilla griller

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:26 am

And another thing....... :mad: :bash:
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