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Ecossaises for sale

Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:56 am

For sale

Six Ecossaises.

These have never been utilised. They are very spritely and mutch admired.

All are quite short, and have even been referred to as Miniature Ecossaises. :yes:

Number 5 is slower than number 6, but could be speeded more elevated. :cripes:

Please note - Does not include some free piarno's. :no:

These are well admired by all, manufacture no mistake. :wag:
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Re: Ecossaises for sale

Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:37 pm

What brand are these?

Beethoven?

Anything less is ... less.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:26 am

These were once owned by Beethoven, but he threw them at the wall in a temper when his kilt fell down as he was dancing. :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:55 pm

How could he dance if he was deaf?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:38 pm

He wasn't always deaf. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 am

You mean that any days he could hear? :hscratch: :notlistening:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:34 pm

:yes:

I think it was every alternate Wednesday. :?
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:33 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 am
You mean that any days he could hear? :hscratch: :notlistening:
What the hell does that mean? :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 02, 2020 2:52 pm

Ask Mr Ru*naway. :search:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:46 pm

He's still half asleep... :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:27 pm

Have you been fornicating? :o :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:44 pm

:goodjob:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:59 pm

Those Ecossaise cakes have all gone now. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:53 pm

Unlike your stomach? :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:20 pm

:search:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:54 pm

Word is that your size has suffered somewhat because of the lockdown...
Claret, grouse(s), spirits, cakes, biscuits, fine wines, venison with roast potatoes... you know, all the trappings of the typical bloody ruling sodding class!!!
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:54 pm

I am once more instructed to apologise. :girlwave:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:40 pm

:cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:32 pm

I suppose it keeps me in check. :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:59 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:42 pm

But where is my freedom?

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