The Mad Shed

I have of a spare bottle of hand sanitiser and 4 rolls of toilet paper. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house.

I don't believe that you have of gott*en these things.

Are you taking us for born-yesterdays?

I buyded it all in bulk just before the outbreak to save everybody a trip out which would risk you all from capturing the virus, so ordering it directly from me for home delivery is much more safer and guaranteed.

But of course the next purchaser will need to provide a new delivery address

I am also open to offers for my spare huge crates of hand sanitisers, hand washes and toilet paper in exchange for luxury holiday villas, fast cars, your full credit card details and maybe a little rumpy pumpy with (virus free) desirable buxom ladies

Desirous buxom ladies?

I thought you had juxtaposed to a different recipe?

Who, me? Whatever gave you that impression?

I heretofore abstain from this discussion...

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:01 pm

Who, me? Whatever gave you that impression?

Well, your ID for a get-go.

It is not permitted to utilise a member's personal information to ascertain said member's sexual leanings.

But I didn't know that the member had some sexual leanings.

Does it lean to the left or to the correct ?

You'd better ask said member...

I verily expect said member to impart this essential information as soon as (s)he reads this topic.

There can be no excuse for non-compliance in this important matter.

I am a rampant bulldyke lesbian

But that is besides the point

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:15 am

But that is besides the point

beside.

Bedside

You are both wrong.

It is B-Side, as in change the bloody record

Miss Nilly is a worthy adversary.

Even without some arms and legs.

I’m sure it’s just a flesh wound...

They grew back

"I go­t better".