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Colostomy Bags
Reconditioned (utilised) or new. I’m stocking more elevated just in case
Ulcerative Colitis is the reason I’ve been away for a while but my flatulating windiness has suddenly become my new superpower
You should see my poor toilet though
Ulcerative Colitis is the reason I’ve been away for a while but my flatulating windiness has suddenly become my new superpower
You should see my poor toilet though
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Re: Colostomy Bags
Has the new member paid for a trading permit to sell colostomy bags in this forum?
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The trading permit seller doesn’t hold a current trading permit
I am buying, and then rebranding and selling them on as missiles once they have of been utilised
I have of done nothing to the Prizemaster, he probably died of all that fizzy pop
I am buying, and then rebranding and selling them on as missiles once they have of been utilised
I have of done nothing to the Prizemaster, he probably died of all that fizzy pop
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Re: Colostomy Bags
I just remembered that I have of 6 ancient colostomy bags that burst open on the bus.
Because of their rarity, you can have of these for a very expensive price.
Because of their rarity, you can have of these for a very expensive price.
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Re: Colostomy Bags
Of what usage is a burst colostomy bag? It’s about as useful as a perforated condom, or a popped balloon
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"The trading permit seller doesn’t hold a current trading permit "
Yes I do. I wrote it myself in crayon. Just like I did for my cat licence.
Yes I do. I wrote it myself in crayon. Just like I did for my cat licence.
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"I just remembered that I have of of 6 ancient colostomy bags that burst open on the bus.
Because of their rarity, you can have of of these for a very expensive price. "
What's so rare? That the bags are antique, or that the Chairman is putting out s**t ?
Because of their rarity, you can have of of these for a very expensive price. "
What's so rare? That the bags are antique, or that the Chairman is putting out s**t ?
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Re: Colostomy Bags
It's very useful for getting a seat on the bus.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:02 pmOf what usage is a burst colostomy bag? It’s about as useful as a perforated condom, or a popped balloon
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Who?Sir William wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:20 pm
PS: Is it possible for me to say how refreshing it is to have of of Mr Ni*lly back once more.
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No it’s not really possible when I’m forever wa*king the plank. I mean how many times until my sudden reappearances stops being refreshing?
What will be refreshing though is when I one day fail to ever return here, for whatever reason that may be. That’ll forever bamboozle you all
What will be refreshing though is when I one day fail to ever return here, for whatever reason that may be. That’ll forever bamboozle you all
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It certainly would. Why would anyone fail to return to this wondrous place of infinitely wonderful wonderments?
Beats me.
Beats me.
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Re: Colostomy Bags
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Sorry, but there wasn't much recruitment budget left.
We'd squandered it all on lunch:
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Sorry, but there wasn't much recruitment budget left.
We'd squandered it all on lunch:
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Re: Colostomy Bags
All that red meat. I’m rather surprised that Desperate Dan isn’t carrying a colostomy bag in his holster by now.
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