Ladies Holidays stocking deals now on

[Willy Nilly]

We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling ladies underwear
So fantastic, so elastic
Only a penny a pair

[Runaway]

So good you post it twice!

[Willy Nilly]

Adverts are usually advertised more than once

[Sir William]

I bought some from the other advert.

[Sir William]

They are much better than these.

[Willy Nilly]

But they're exactly the same

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

The two varieties of products offered are indeed disparate. Each has features that are missing in the other. But that doesn't mean that either is less qualitive or less desirable than the other. After all, E J Thribb once wrote:

So.
Farewell then
Chairman Mao.

You are the
Last of the
Great revolutionary

Figures. You
And I

Had little in
Common

Except that
Like me
You were a poet.

Though how you
Found time
To write poems


In addition to
Running a
c*untry of
800 million people

Is baffling
Frankly.

[Sir William]