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Global stench crisis

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:16 pm

For sale: Global stench crisis. :yes:

I understand this is an environmentally-friendly global stench crisis. :thumbu:

Probably contains a varied assortment of global stenches. :yes:

Ask Mr Penis-Nilly for further details.
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:01 pm

Nothing to do with me guv, my underpants do not produce rancid green cheese whatsoever.
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:17 pm

How many of the global stench crisises do you have of left? :?
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:14 pm

Two :?
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:03 pm

And can you confirm that these are truly global stench crisises, and not just local ones (ie a banana on a portion of string). :hurry:
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:16 pm

My socks have of already marched themselves halfway to your house as I speak (type) :wink:
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So yes even you will be able to confirm this.....very soon :yes:
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:38 pm

Members are not permitted to pay their forum subs with smelly socks. I'm sure that Sir W won't accept them. :no:

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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:35 pm

Well I am quite sure that the prizemaster will considering they have of a most distinctive odour of onions and garlic :excited:
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:07 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:38 pm
Members are not permitted to pay their forum subs with smelly socks. I'm sure that Sir W won't accept them. :no:
We do not accept any obnoxious smells as payment. :thumbd:
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:38 am

There has been some confusion somewhere along the line. The chairman was supposed to be buying them :doh:
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Re: Global stench crisis

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:48 am

Please note - No smelly discussions are allowed in this topic. :thumbd:
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