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Lap top for sale

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:50 pm

Slightly worn due to v2 sitting on it regularly. Smooth surface due to hairs being worn down. Caucasian colour, has been kept clean over the years.
No other accessories included.
Offers welcome. Buyer collects.

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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:26 pm

How do you know that the buyer collects? It could be somebody who doesn't collect laptops. :yes:
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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:42 pm

Too late now. I've thrown it away. Into the world's tallest bin (8 metres high):
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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:04 pm

How do we know that's a real bin? :hurry:

It's more likely to be some sort of secret Martian spaceship in disguise. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:58 pm

Because I've seen it myself.

But you raise a good point. Perhaps it really is a Martian spaceship. Perhaps they've come to take the Prizemaster once more! :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:01 pm

The Prizemaster wouldn't want to be seen dead in one of those. :no:
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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:15 pm

It's better than a wooden box.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:05 pm

I'm not sure whether he would want to be seen dead in a wooden box either. :cripes: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:16 pm

Nor me. :no:

I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens. :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:36 pm

And where do you want to be? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:57 pm

Fast asleep. :yes:

And not just yet thank you. :no:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:12 pm

Will you be wanting to keep your boots on? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:39 pm

Yes. In case they manufacture a mistake and I need to kick my direction out of the box. :yikes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:49 pm

Why would your boots manufacture a mistake? :hscratch:
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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:52 pm

If we cut a hole in the side of the worlds tallest dustbin, at head height - it could be turned into a PRIZEMASTER Punch and Judy
(Well Martha and John Barleycorn if you gett*en my meaning :wink: )

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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:37 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Lap top for sale

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:26 pm

:hscratch:

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