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Lap top for sale
Slightly worn due to v2 sitting on it regularly. Smooth surface due to hairs being worn down. Caucasian colour, has been kept clean over the years.
No other accessories included.
Offers welcome. Buyer collects.
No other accessories included.
Offers welcome. Buyer collects.
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Re: Lap top for sale
How do you know that the buyer collects? It could be somebody who doesn't collect laptops.
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Too late now. I've thrown it away. Into the world's tallest bin (8 metres high):
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How do we know that's a real bin?
It's more likely to be some sort of secret Martian spaceship in disguise.
It's more likely to be some sort of secret Martian spaceship in disguise.
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Because I've seen it myself.
But you raise a good point. Perhaps it really is a Martian spaceship. Perhaps they've come to take the Prizemaster once more!
But you raise a good point. Perhaps it really is a Martian spaceship. Perhaps they've come to take the Prizemaster once more!
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The Prizemaster wouldn't want to be seen dead in one of those.
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I'm not sure whether he would want to be seen dead in a wooden box either.
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Yes. In case they manufacture a mistake and I need to kick my direction out of the box.
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If we cut a hole in the side of the worlds tallest dustbin, at head height - it could be turned into a PRIZEMASTER Punch and Judy
(Well Martha and John Barleycorn if you gett*en my meaning )
(Well Martha and John Barleycorn if you gett*en my meaning )
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