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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:45 pm

Of course. You won't be needing them now that you can't discover your living van. :snigger:
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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:08 pm

:neener: I found it

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:26 pm

We need proof. :yes:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:28 pm

Mrs May, Mr M and Mr T have of the proof :cripes:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:14 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:27 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:24 pm

Mega substantial Current Affairs Dumb Dumb r****d PRIZE to Mr W.C. and RunAway :excited:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:51 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: :vconfused:
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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:56 pm

A RECORD prize! Wow I can't wait!!! :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:52 am

I bet it will have of a hole in the middle. :thumbd:
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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:06 am

And if the Prizemaster sends it, delivery will be at 16 2/3 rpm. :thumbd:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:48 pm

This retard PRIZE will probably be late too :cantlook: :tongue: :neener:

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Re: Firewood no longer for Sale

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 22, 2018 8:39 am

The firewood is no longer for sale. A kind man in Leicester decided to turn it into a guitar for me. It feels like it was never firewood to begin with :no: :thumbu:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Tue May 22, 2018 10:12 am

Still looks like firewood to me. :snigger:
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Re: Firewood no longer for Sale

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 22, 2018 10:40 am

So does your head :tongue:
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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Tue May 22, 2018 11:19 am

:thanks: :excited:
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Re: Firewood no longer for Sale

Post by Runaway » Tue May 22, 2018 2:17 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 8:39 am
The firewood is no longer for sale. A kind man in Leicester decided to turn it into a guitar for me. It feels like it was never firewood to begin with :no: :thumbu:
If that's a genuine repair, in my opinion it's extremely good.
But it's a shame he had to fit all those wires to hold it together.

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:43 pm

Very nice, but Mr Tree does his own repairs, you should see my new Banjo repair :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :yabba:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:06 pm

Mr who? :hscratch:

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Re: Firewood for Sale

Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:31 pm

Does it have of a new Hoover Junior belt? :excited:
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