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Bill scissors

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:30 pm

Wanted:

Bill scissors to cut all my bills in half. :bounce:
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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:18 pm

I can see those pie bills are hurting...

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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:47 pm

Must also cut bangers. :yes:
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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:19 pm

Sausage Scissors? Surely not sausage scissors, Sir?

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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:38 pm

I am trying to beat the short sausage shortage. :wink:

If they can also cut sausage bills, so much the better. :bounce:
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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:47 pm

No ball scissors needed then (Mr W.C. is probably too ancient for dance competition anyway :tongue: )

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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:11 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:38 am

Oh no, don’t tell me that Mr Tree goes ballroom dancing... :cantlook:

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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:22 pm

He probably gets his organ out. :yes: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Bill scissors

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:20 pm

:wink:

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