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ICBMs for sale

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:07 pm

For Sale

36 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles with launch vehicles, all fitted with nuclear warheads.
Supplied with a large Public Address system and a CD of stirring music from the Peoples Revolutionary Party, intended to be played as the missiles are launched.

All tested and w**king, and ready for utilise. Complete with instruction manual (Korean only, sorry).

Can deliver. :yikes:

Contact Kim Wrong-Un, Korea.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:04 pm

I have of it on good aurthority that they don't w**k, and that's why he is selling them. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:01 pm

They must w**k.
He said they do. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:07 pm

They just go more elevated and come down once more. :yes:
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Re: ICBMs for sale

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:22 pm

A portion of an own goal then! :rofl:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:58 pm

Is he selling the milk bottle launchers as well? :search:
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Re: ICBMs for sale

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:39 pm

No he needs them for his milk. Other nations need to supply their own milk bottles.
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Re: ICBMs for sale

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:55 am

No need to buy them to take them out of circulation.
Just send some spies there to steal the clockwork keys that wind them more elevated.

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