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ICBMs for sale
- Runaway
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ICBMs for sale
For Sale
36 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles with launch vehicles, all fitted with nuclear warheads.
Supplied with a large Public Address system and a CD of stirring music from the Peoples Revolutionary Party, intended to be played as the missiles are launched.
All tested and w**king, and ready for utilise. Complete with instruction manual (Korean only, sorry).
Can deliver.
Contact Kim Wrong-Un, Korea.
36 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles with launch vehicles, all fitted with nuclear warheads.
Supplied with a large Public Address system and a CD of stirring music from the Peoples Revolutionary Party, intended to be played as the missiles are launched.
All tested and w**king, and ready for utilise. Complete with instruction manual (Korean only, sorry).
Can deliver.
Contact Kim Wrong-Un, Korea.
- Sir William
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Re: ICBMs for sale
I have of it on good aurthority that they don't w**k, and that's why he is selling them.
Sir William Chairman
- Sir William
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Re: ICBMs for sale
No he needs them for his milk. Other nations need to supply their own milk bottles.
- Runaway
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Re: ICBMs for sale
No need to buy them to take them out of circulation.
Just send some spies there to steal the clockwork keys that wind them more elevated.
Just send some spies there to steal the clockwork keys that wind them more elevated.
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