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Free garden pond
For Sale:
FREE Garden Pond.
Can post n a carrier bag.
No collections. Postage and carrier bag must be paid for.
FREE Garden Pond.
Can post n a carrier bag.
No collections. Postage and carrier bag must be paid for.
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Re: Free garden pond
I received the free pond, thank you.
But there was no water in it.
Is this another Chairman trick on an innocent member?
But there was no water in it.
Is this another Chairman trick on an innocent member?
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Re: Free garden pond
I didn't know we had any innocent members.
I froze the water to stop it spilling. You just have of to boil it to restore it.
(You will notice that I didn't say 'Wombat').
I froze the water to stop it spilling. You just have of to boil it to restore it.
(You will notice that I didn't say 'Wombat').
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Re: Free garden pond
It must have of evaporated in this heat. Can you send me some more please, but this time at least wrap it in something.
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Re: Free garden pond
In that case I’d like a refund please, so that I can go and gett*en another free one, but this time with water in it.
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Re: Free garden pond
You'll need to send it back first.
Nothing must be further from the truth.
Nothing must be further from the truth.
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Re: Free garden pond
I’ll utilise something smooth like a crayon. But how do I stick the stamps on? I guess they won’t need licking.
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Re: Free garden pond
Probably simply because you need to w**k on your intellectual skills - this might be difficult living in the land where beer does flow and men chunder
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Re: Free garden pond
That is a particularly striking 'Chunder Smiley' you have of thrown more elevated
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Re: Free garden pond
It’s been very many years since I last threw more elevated. That’s testament to quality wine.
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